Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Today I’m horny. Tomorrow I will be horny. Next week I will be horny. Next year I will be horny. Etc. So on. So forth.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are my sex.” Michael…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Oh my God! You are like the jizz whisperer or something. You know exactly how to get the jizz that is in my balls to rocket out of me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The…