My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Winning isn’t everything. Except, sometimes it is.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Before my final buzzer of life goes off, I am going to do the damn thing. Ya know?” Matthew McConaughey “Men can’t live without sex. Women can’t live without presence.” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 81 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy watch. I’m gonna do an elbow drop off the top of the universe.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy why do they call butterflies, butterflies? Do they make butter?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Praise instead of complaining.” Joel Osteen “Worst will come to worse. When it…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you love everything about me, do you love my poop to?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You better. Retired executive orders are a thing. I’ve still got pull. It just takes a little longer to take effect.” Former President Barack Obama “Divisions between people improve…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 77 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “When all else fails, be as transparent as possible. Transparency builds trust.” Ben Dupont “They must have had to come up with ways to stupify this process.” Chris Hubbard “Haters just need somebody to blame because they can’t accept that something might actually…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy I hide your shoes cuzz I want you to stay home.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Man the fuck up and have the strength to do what’s necessary.” Chris Hubbard “I am trusting that God will lead you in the right direction, and all will work…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s the worserest daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The internet won’t be perfect until I can download clothes and shoes.” Malia May Johnson “When you discover who you really are, that is when you can be truly free.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta “Haters are like tractors.…
My Favorite Quotes From My Friend Billionaire Entrepreneur and Visionary Jeff Dachis by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My goal in life when I was going through puberty was to own the fastest street legal production car ever. Fast forward to modern day, and I own it! I don’t know how to pronounce the name of it correctly, but here…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t get confused. There are badass gays out there. Gay is a sexual preference. Badass is a personality preference.” Eric Fanning “I ain’t gonna complain. I like fat asses and trucks, and the world is filled with both.” Colton Pierce “Always be building your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It will suck, but you will make it through to the other side of this.” Chris Gardner “When you are angry, pray about it. When you are sad, pray about it. When you need guidance, pray about it. When you need someone to listen…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am an easy living man. I don’t want much. I don’t need much. I am lucky to have much, but I don’t need it. Now that you know where I am coming from, if they ever make barbequing and beer illegal, I am…