My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 92 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No that! Me!” Malia May Johnson “We 20 minutes or less. We need to be declothesing.” Malia May Johnson “That is not “getting my cheeks clapped.” That is getting my lips clapped.” Malia May Johnson “Well, I am not buffering. I am fully functional. You…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 91 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I’m not doing anything until you pull me in for a passionate kiss. That has to be step one.” Malia May Johnson “I want you to watch this 4-minute video of crazy bitches that will make you appreciate me even more hopefully. Then after the…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 90 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Chudai round eye!” Malia May Johnson “All I gotta say is Malia Nuvella fella!” Malia May Johnson “My mouth does better things than argue!” Malia May Johnson “Wow! You’re flirty and fun today. I like it! Bedroom fun eminent Michael David Johnson!” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 89 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Thank you WWE for teaching my husband wrestling sex moves that he uses on me.” Malia May Johnson “Awww! You are not not my favorite person.” Malia May Johnson “Kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. Sorry. I’m delusional right now.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson “If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson “Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay…
Michael David Johnson, Here are 20 clues that say what I want to do with you. Let’s see if you can figure it out! 😉 1. Lass uns ein Baby machen! 2. Vamos a buscar un bebé! 3. Faisons un bébé! 4. 让我们生个孩子吧! 5. давай заберем ребенка! 6. Facciamo un bambino! 7. 아기를 만들자! 8. Ayo buat bayi! 9. Låt…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Cat lady? Eh. Tiger bitch? Yes!!! Now take me hubby!” Malia May Johnson “Big cat lady grrrrr mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “You know what they say, but they don’t actually say, but I am saying now? Big cat lady, big butt!” Malia May Johnson…
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Malia: Remember when you said you were going to fuck me to death? MJ: Yup. Malia: It wouldn’t be funny, but it would be funny if you did fuck me to death. You would be arrested and charged with 1st degree sex murder. MJ: Booty slaughter Malia: Sexual death assault MJ: A 69 187 Malia: Dickular Homicide MJ: I would…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You’re gonna hauk tuah me? Suck yeah!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Post natal liberties will be taken and you will like it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A lot a lot a lot of…