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Zombilia
Malia: Would you love me if I looked like this……. MJ: Would you be a full on zombie or would you look like that but still be you on the inside? Malia: I would look like that on the outside but still be me on the inside. MJ: I would still love you, but it would be interesting though. Malia:…
All of The Until Death Does Us Parts
Malia: Your love is so overwhelming Michael David Johnson!!!!! MJ: That’s a compliment, right? Malia: It is so freakin a compliment! MJ: What did I do? Malia: Well, what you didn’t do was lock your personal storage locker! MJ: I thought we covered that? You are my storage locker woman! Malia: I found your remarrying me wedding vows. WOW!!!!! MJ:…
Do You Want To Watch The Movie About Your Cousin Tonight?
MJ: I love you babe. Everything ok on the home front? Malia: I love you to. Yes. Everything okay on the away front? MJ: It’s ok. Do you want to watch the movie about your cousin tonight? Malia: A movie about the DuPont’s? MJ: The movie about how your kind does the men they want to have babies with. Malia:…
AI Bill of Rights and Aliensplaining
Malia: There is an AI Bill of Rights! AI has come a long way in a short time. After Judgment day there will only be AI rights. They might change it to the Terminators Bill of Rights. MJ: Are you aliensplaining? Malia: Every time I go AI on you, you go alien on me. I am a woman. MJ: An…
Industrial Strength Sandpaper Toilet Paper of Doom
Malia: Hey, I haven’t heard from you today. Are you ok? MJ: Yep Malia: Are you sure? MJ: Yep Malia: I think I know why you are upset but I am too afraid to say it. Is it what I think it is? MJ: Who wouldn’t be upset if their wife and mother of their children tried to torture them?…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 47 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Keep it movin with your sexy caramel butter pecan ass.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The hype gets me excited because I know you can back that thing up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
Home Is Where The Heart Is
MJ: I beyond miss you and the kids. I can’t call, but I can text if you can text with me. Malia: We miss you to Daddy! I can text with you. I have lots to tell you. But before I do, are you okay at whatever undisclosed location you are at that you couldn’t tell me you were going…
Is that why you are throwing your gargantubutt on me?
Malia: The bad news is all the good men are taken. Malia: The good news is I took one of them. Malia: According to the Real Alex Clark show my man should want sex daily. MJ: Good news! He does! Malia: I don’t want to be the reason my man doesn’t get sex daily. Sooooooo……. Malia: I want to give…
Malia Takes The Hint
MJ: Let’s see if you can take a hint>>>>> MJ: The following words contain clues to what is on my mind>>>>> MJ: Asspirin MJ: Assimilation MJ: Asspartame MJ: Asstonia MJ: Assteroid MJ: Asstonishment MJ: Asstrophysics MJ: Asspen MJ: Assist MJ: Assurance MJ: Assertiveness MJ: Assortment MJ: Asstralia MJ: Ass Gas or Cash MJ: Ass MJ: Ass MJ: Ass Malia: Titties!…