MJ: Baby, I’m sorry about yesterday baby. I’m an idiot. I love you. Malia: I can’t believe you had LDR call me. You might be an idiot, but you are my idiot. Only you would have the girl you know I was jealous of, call the woman that you love(me), to have her tell me how much you love me.…
Tag: MJ and Malia
Body Consent?
Malia: We had sex last night when you were unconscious. MJ: Was I any good? Malia: Good enough. MJ: Cool. Malia: You consented. MJ: How could I if I was unconscious? Malia: Your body said you were ready. MJ: My body consented? You should be a lawyer babe. Malia: Your mind didn’t need to consent, because your body did. MJ:…
I lied to you……
Malia: Baby, please don’t be mad at me when your phone is charged up and you read this. I am so in love with you!!! ——– Original Message ——–Subject: Re: I lied to you……Local Time: May 27, 2017 6:27 PMFrom: [email protected]: Malia Johnson <[email protected]> I’m really looking forward to tonight. I am on the way back to the base to pick…
Hand Signal Emoticons For Sex
MJ: How can I be the reason you smile today baby? Malia: Stop working insane hours, and actually sleep next to me the whole night. MJ: That sounds great. I’ll be up in 2. Malia: You make me smile a lot. MJ: I love to see you smile. Your beautiful smile has taken my breath away for more than 5…
Daisy Duke Follows “MJ The Terrible” On Twitter
When I was growing up I had a giant crush on Daisy Duke, and now she follows Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”!!! What a day!!!! As sexy/hot/beautiful as Daisy Duke might have been to me back in the day, and I do feel like a teenager again right now at this moment……Malia, I would rather have you any…
My Baby Has Gone Baby Crazy!
Malia: Mr Johnson. Your services are required in the bedroom. MJ: No. I’ve got nothing left. Malia: Let’s check and see. The only way we will know is if we check. MJ: I think I’m down to like bone marrow at this point. You need help woman. I’m calling a sex therapist. Malia: You are so right. I do need…
Call me at 1-800-undateable for additional details….if you dare
All of us girls are at the apartment downtown. MJ and the boys are at MJ’s house in South Austin. This is BABB btw. Those boys won’t leave us alone. There was a knock at the door. It was a male stripper wearing a costume. When the stripper pulled off his mask, IT WAS KEVIN! For some reason we asked…
We Recommend The Carlyle Group
Question: “MJ The Terrible”, who manages you and Malia’s money? I just came into some and I need a good place to put it. Vanessa Higgins Los Angeles, CA Answer: We have our money with The Carlyle Group. They have done right by us for sure. Malia’s shoe broke in the lobby and they went to the store to get…