Private user: Is this MJ? MJ: Yes Mrs Abbott. How are you doing today? Private user: You owe me! MJ: That I do Mrs. Abbott. Private user: No one has ever asked my husband to unfreeze a school for a single child before. MJ: Thank you. Only an amazing Governor who cares about their residents would do such a thing. …
Malia: I miss my half dead MJ sometimes. I miss being able to love on you whenever I wanted to. MJ: I’m down for a little role play reenactment. Malia: You will only play it for about 5 seconds before you wake up and grab my boobs. MJ: I hated being in the hospital. It’s hard to think about it. …
Malia: Do you miss me baby? MJ: Yes. Malia: How much? MJ: An endless amount. Malia: Describe it. MJ: Ok. First, let’s start with the Lego character I have been the last couple days(See attached). Seriously though, I am having a great time with my son, but the twins, bumpy and you, have been on my mind non-stop. Malia: After…
MJ: Malia “Sexy As Hell” Johnson, I’m sorry I didn’t pick up the phone earlier, and you were pissed. I just listened to your 8 “Where the fuck are you?” messages, and I just wanted to say, I think you’re going to like my excuse. Please see attached queen feisty pants. Malia: I heard about it. People have been calling…
Malia: I had to share this. Dubs, MJ’s assigned bodyguard/watchdog(No offense Britt), got a noise disturbance call from the police earlier tonight, about MJ. MJ is at him and his son’s apartment, getting it ready for his next visit with his son. Dubs just called to tell me when she got there, the police officers and the person who made…
MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…
MJ: Baby!!! You have been awesome this week! You are not going to turn into Gotye! She had postpartum depression, and you have postpartum sweetness and happiness. You are nothing like her. You will never lose me, and I love you! Malia: I’m not exactly sure how postpartum depression works, but I’m pretty sure Gotye was just mean and hateful…
MJ: Are you dressed like that right now? Malia: Yep! MJ: You know I have to be at Intel at 2 right? Malia: So what you’re saying is you have plenty of time. MJ: I want to baby. I have a lot to do. Rain check until tonight? I guarantee I will take care of business! Malia: Wrong answer! Guess…
I love you so much! I can’t believe you did this! Malia May Johnson…..Best wife ever! When I took CJ to school this morning, someone snuck over to CJ and I’s apartment, and put 2 jerseys on the bed, one for me, and one for him, for tomorrows game. CJ and I are going to the first Texas Longhorns Football…
To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…