Malia: Baby, do you remember June 5th, 2019? MJ: Refresh my memory sweetheart. Malia: “Baby, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car.” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-i-want-you-to-go-out-there-and-hit-the-pace-car/ MJ: Definitely not one of my best days. Malia: I have had some Maliacane days. So, no worries. But…..I need to dunk on you in a loving way and I want…
Baby, I love you in black and white, and color, and in every other way possible. I should have been more supportive/loving last night after you accidentally backed your car into mine in the parking garage. In my defense though, it was your 7th accident in the last 2 and a half years, we’re still dealing with the accident where…
MJ, Baby you call me and text me and email me and grab me and rub me and kiss me, and you do it a lot. Please keep doing it!!! And…..my haircut was not “exactly” $400, but let’s leave it at that because it might have been close to that. 🙂 Don’t judge me baby! They do such a good…
Malia: Hey sexy man in the picture, my doctor just told me it has been long enough after having the baby that we can start having intercourse again when I’m ready. News flash Michael David Johnson…………..I’m ready! I’m sooooooo ready! That’s the part where you come in. Feel like playing hookie from work today for some nookie with me? Please????…
I love my husband MJ. After our daughter was born on St Patrick’s Day, I told him that if we were going to slow down on having babies, we need to start having less sex. He said- Baby, you are too sexy to slow down having sex. I can’t do it. I need it. I need you. It feels so…
Malia: How is it going? MJ: Good. How is the home front? How is Cash? Does he still have a temperature? Malia: We’re good. Cash is back to normal. He is smiling and laughing. I think he misses his daddy. MJ: His daddy misses him too! Malia: Mommy misses daddy. MJ: Oh yeah? Malia: Oh yeah! Since you are working…
MJ: Baby, take a hint. Can you see the hidden message in the picture? Malia: You want to poke and explore me? MJ: Yes I do! Malia: Thank God! It is the only thing that makes me feel comfortable. Your unborn twins are training like Rocky in my belly. MJ: ETA 5 min The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post…
Malia: Baby, do you remember when we took this picture? MJ: 1955? Malia: Hey! I like black and white pictures. MJ: I’m just teasing baby. Dr. Pepper factory in Waco? I remember what kind of under boonies you had on that day. Malia: Under boonies? What kind? MJ: I’m in kid communication mode right now, so I threw the kid…
MJ: Baby, you definitely passed this test…… Malia: You did to. I can’t believe you made me think you forgot my birthday today! MJ: I may have horrible ADD, but I will never forget your birthday! You are the most beautiful woman, inside and out, that I’ve ever known! Malia: I think I’m nominating you for husband of the year…
MJ: Miss Malia, Christmas is coming up. Have you been naughty or nice? Malia: Naughty. MJ: Santa only gives presents to the nice girls. Malia: If “Santa The Terrible” wants me to keep sitting on his lap, he better bring me something good this year. I like Prada! MJ: Well, maybe Santa will let you slide this year little girl.…