My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We don’t want to hurt you and Malia’s feelings, but we don’t know if like the new tv you bought for us. Realer than real television is too much. We think we like regular plain real television better. Are we old fashion because we…
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MJ: Baby people are dropping like flies. 4 people that we know have died this month. I’m sad about it. Malia: I know. I heard about Andy today. I’m sorry. MJ: November is the dyingest month. Malia: I would love on you and comfort you but I’m quarantined. MJ: I know babe. I love you. If there is anything I…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Today I’m horny. Tomorrow I will be horny. Next week I will be horny. Next year I will be horny. Etc. So on. So forth.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are my sex.” Michael…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 62 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What you say, but mostly what you do defines who you are.” Charlie Copeland “I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like,…
Malia: Baby I am so forgetful. I forgot how babies are made. Do you remember? MJ: Oh no! I do remember. Malia: How are babies made? MJ: Telling you is not as much fun. I would rather show you. Malia: Yes! I would love that! I am feeling very forgetful today. You may have to show me twice. MJ: Making…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 60 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s the worserest daddy.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “The internet won’t be perfect until I can download clothes and shoes.” Malia May Johnson “When you discover who you really are, that is when you can be truly free.” Dr. Sanjay Gupta “Haters are like tractors.…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Hello dick. I’m going to suck you, then fuck you. Be good to me and give me a baby, because I’m good to you, and make you happy.” Malia May Johnson “I told you I…