Malia: You don’t love me. MJ: I love you! Malia: Prove it MJ: I have loved you since the day I was born. Malia: You didn’t know me when you were born. MJ: I was born to love you! Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because us being together is right. Malia: How do you know that? MJ: Because…
Tag: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
License To Perv
Malia: Do you remember taking this photo you dirty perv? MJ: Uh huh. You blurred the bejesus out of that pic. Malia: You just agreed to being a dirty perv. And I don’t want anyone seeing what’s under the blurred parts but you. MJ: I’m allowed to be a dirty perv. Malia: When is it ok to be a dirty…
A Loving Thank You Letter To An Amazing Father
Fathers are important in the development of children’s emotional well-being. Children look to their fathers to lay down the rules and enforce them. They also look to their fathers to provide a feeling of physical and emotional security. Children want to make their fathers proud. Involved father promote inner growth and strength. Studies show that when fathers are affectionate and…
YOU SHOULD READ THIS! by Marcus Jennings
To You, Do you. Be you. You can do it. You got this. Show yourself what you can do. You may not have all of the answers, but you can find them. You may not be where you want to be at in life yet, but you can change that. Don’t sweat the small stuff, because life is to short.…
Billionaire Michael Bloomberg’s 5 Keys To Success
Whether you agree or disagree with Michael Bloomberg’s politics, he is certainly one hell of a smart businessmen. Here is an email reply back to me from Michael Bloomberg, with his key’s to success! Email text: From: [email protected] <[email protected]>Subject: Responding to your messageTo: [email protected]: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 4:23 PM Dear Mr. Johnson: Thank you for writing. I’m honored that…
The Forehead Bandit
Malia: There was a man that snuck into my shower and took an “Up” picture in between my legs of my goodies! MJ: Oh no! We should start an investigation immediately. Malia: I have a place to start. He left behind a clue. MJ: What kind of clue? Malia: On one of the pictures he took there is a picture…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 10
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 10: 1. What did MJ get you for your push present? Trisha Sellers St. Paul, MN Malia: MJ went all out. He got a push present for me from each of our kids and he bought me a separate push gift also. His push gift for me was the jacuzzi bathtub I wanted. And he…
Life Is Largely What You Make of It So…..
Long live the doers, dreamers, problem solvers, inventors, creative types, explorers, and all of the other incredible people that make this world a better place to live. For all that you have done, are doing, and will do in the future, we say thank you! If we saw what people with less skills and abilities than us have done, it…
Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time
Their Jumbo’s and Toddlers of The Caribbean Snuggle Story Time Malia: Hey baby. Can you come up here when you get a minute? MJ: Yeah. Do you need me to bring something up to you? Malia: Your wiener. MJ: Not for 6 weeks baby. Malia: I want to weigh your wiener on my breast milk scale. MJ: Seriously? Malia:…
September Success Motivation
Deep down inside of each of is a will power that you can use to accomplish big things. The way to access it, is by finding out why you should access it. What do you want bad enough, that will force you to look deep down inside of yourself, to find a way to make it happen? When you find…