I found this email MJ sent me in December 2016. I thought it was funny, sexy, and cute, so I decided to share it. Future Mommy Malia, Since we are in get pregnant mode, I decided to put together a plan. I’m calling the plan- “Operation Guaranteed Pregnancy”, to ensure that we get pregnant. Here is the plan. My penis…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m 32 and I wanna do you. Give me the good stuff for my birthday baby.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t bother taking your clothes off. We don’t have time. Just pull it out through your zipper.” Malia…
Dear Family and Friends, We are so thankful to you for spending Christmas with us. It was great to see and spend time with all of you. Thank you for all of the fun times, shared memories, meals, and experiences. Elizabeth, Cash, Natalie, Michael, Victoria, Caroline, and Christopher, loved having new kids and adults to play with, share with, and learn…
We had 35 family members and friends staying with us over the Christmas holiday in our house, guest house, and the house we own next door to our house. It was so much fun! I planned for one night to be a more formal “Winter Wonderland” night, where everyone would dress up and look nice for one night. We didn’t…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Big butt. Big hips. Big eyes. Thick and sexy thighs. Yeah. Your body is yeah. Oh yeah! Scrumptious!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m going to do to you what you do to me, but the…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mommies butt is inside the telescope.” Cash Michael Johnson “Daddy, I don’t want Santa to go my room. He’s a stranger. Can he leave my presents outside my door?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Christmas every day!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Mistletoe in there. You have to kiss.”…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I feel all hot. Why aren’t you bothering me with your penis?” Malia May Johnson “I’m sorry if I haven’t been giving you enough sex recently. Why don’t you and me get dirty while we…
Question: If Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together? #2 The question if Malia and MJ broke up, who would give in first to get back together, came up again at MJ’s surprise birthday party. We decided the question needed an updated round 2. Here was the original question that was posed 3…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, I forgot is on the phone for you.” Cash Michael Johnson “Big. Small. Big. Small. I love it all.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Daddy there is a monster under my bed. Come cybercute him.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Thank you for indulging in my sappy…