MJ: I could see your nipples through your shirt this morning. Malia: Oh no! That must be terrible! MJ: Do you know what the story of today should be? Malia: Johnson Family Happy Happy Joy Joy? MJ: Yes, and another adult story. Malia: Malia Worships MJ’s Manhandle? MJ: Or some version of that. It would be a great story, and…
Malia: WAP alert! MJ: Wet Ass P@ssy? Malia: Sooooooo weeeettttttt!!!! Malia: Can you handle that? MJ: Malia: Bring the wet suit just in case but I only need what is under the suit. MJ: If you weren’t such an awesome planner, how much would we get to have sex? Malia: You don’t want to know the answer to that question.…
Malia: I made a list of things this guy has said to me. Read these comments and tell me what you think about a guy who would make comments like this…… “I enjoyed my workout. Now I’m going to enjoy working you out.” “You know I can’t live without you, but right now it’s more about what I want to…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Making love to you with like kissing you and looking into your eyes is nice. I don’t just have to slam your biz porno style. It’s nice to be able to switch it up.” Michael…
Malia: Baby, I am going to do you like how customer service at companies do….. Malia: Let me know how I did today. Please take 1 minute to provide feedback to help me improve and serve you better. Malia: How likely are you to tell a friend about your experience today? Not At All, Likely, or Extremely Likely? MJ: I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Haven’t you noticed? I have a little bit of a you fetish.” Malia May Johnson “Play with my ass now, work later.” Malia May Johnson “You got me feelin euphoric baby. Yeah, all kinds of…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 82 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Winning isn’t everything. Except, sometimes it is.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Before my final buzzer of life goes off, I am going to do the damn thing. Ya know?” Matthew McConaughey “Men can’t live without sex. Women can’t live without presence.” Malia May Johnson…
MJ: Wanna have out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her then in her, out of her…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I can’t believe it. Here we are. You. Me. We. Imagine the naughty possibilities.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Ohhhh. Stop. Vagina time.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Yeah! In! Out! MJ’s…
Malia: My boss is so sexy! MJ: Your boss? Malia: Oh yeah! I just know he has a huge c@ck! Malia: I want him to blow my back out so freakin bad right now! MJ: Please be talking about me. Malia: I am! I’m a housewife so I’m teasing about you being my boss, and I’m sexing up on you!…