Malia: I love you more than ever. Can you guess why? MJ: Crap. I feel like this is a test. Today has been stressful. Please don’t pile on. You and home are always #1 of course, but it would really help if I could focus and kick ass on work stuff today. Malia: There isn’t a test but if there…
Malia: I just heard from multiple sources how you talk about me when I’m not around. You say nice, sweet loving things. You are the bestest man I have ever known! And……. Malia: You are one sexy mother fucker! Malia: I Malia: W Malia: A Malia: N Malia: T Malia: Y Malia: O Malia: U Malia: R Malia: C Malia:…
Doctor Deborah Frincke, There are so many thoughts and feelings that come to mind when I think about you. Most of my thoughts and feelings about you are good/positive, but a small part of me will always think of you as the evil Dr. Frinckenstein of Neuroscience. In all seriousness though, I would not be alive without your cutting-edge hybrid…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 78 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I can’t do it. Giving up is not in this nigga right here. What it takes is what I do. Can I get an amen?” Kanye West “Fake it till you make is a real thing. A lot of people do it. The ones…
Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…
“MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death are happy to welcome “The Spanish Samurai”, Rafael Novales, “Gonzo”, Maria Gonzalez, and “Junior”, Boston Mantooth to the team. The 3 newest members of our team were all born and raised in the same state, in the same city, on the same street, in Los Angeles, California. Rafael, Maria and Boston are 3…
Malia and MJ Princess and Prince Charming Cartoon Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Real vs Malia and MJ Wax Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Fat Face Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Old Age Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Zombie Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison 1 of 3: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison…
Big trampolines are so much fun. Check out MJ breaking in our new trampoline. Video commentary by MJ’s mom (Mam Mam), one of the best all-around Grandmas ever, and MJ and I’s oldest boy Cash Michael Johnson. Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Jumping On Trampoline Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Selfie-Trampoline-Jumping-Video.mp4 How long will it take MJ to try to have sex with…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That was a fist bump for ya dick. It deserved to be recognized for giving me an insanely satisfying orgasm.” Malia May Johnson “I’ll do you tonight and I’ll do the dishes in the morning.”…
Malia: You got a letter from President Biden in the mail today. MJ: K. I’ll read it when I get home tonight. Malia: You don’t seem excited. You got a letter from the President today. That is kind of a big deal. MJ: What does it say? Malia: I didn’t open it. Do you want me to? MJ: Sure. Malia:…