Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “That was a fist bump for ya dick. It deserved to be recognized for giving me an insanely satisfying orgasm.” Malia May Johnson “I’ll do you tonight and I’ll do the dishes in the morning.”…
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Letter From President Biden To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Malia: You got a letter from President Biden in the mail today. MJ: K. I’ll read it when I get home tonight. Malia: You don’t seem excited. You got a letter from the President today. That is kind of a big deal. MJ: What does it say? Malia: I didn’t open it. Do you want me to? MJ: Sure. Malia:…
I Need Some Girl With The Tilt Head ASAHP
MJ: It has been a week with no sex. My balls are going to explode! I need some girl with the tilt head asahp! Malia: I know baby. Sometimes things happen that block sex. Is asahp as soon as humanly possible? MJ: It is! Malia: I’m sorry. MJ: My balls are going to explode! Malia: My panties are soaked and…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 16 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Ouch! You deep hard power fucked me today. I am sore. Mostly in a good way, but kind of ouch. I deserve a good licking after the sticking I just got.” Malia May Johnson “And…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 75 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Stupid on you!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Don’t take the easy way out. Run towards your problems. Confront what you have been ignoring.” Joel Osteen “It’s time to stop running. Confronting our fears. As long as we are running and avoiding our fears, we will…
Cum….
MJ: Know what I like before movies start? Malia: ….. MJ: The cumming attractions. Malia: Cum to think about it, I do to. Malia: Know what we are having for lunch? MJ: ….. Malia: Cucumbers MJ: If the clothes you are wearing are too cumbersome, I can cum take them off for you? Malia: My clothes are too cumbersome! Malia:…
Scott Hall Tribute
Former professional wrestling legend Scott Hall, also known as “The Bad Guy”, Razor Ramon, passed away at a hospital in Marietta, Georgia, due to complications from hip replacement surgery and 3 heart attacks. He was 63 years old. He was a good dude and “The Bad Guy”, at the same time. Scott Hall had serious personal issues that would be…
Dancing In The Rain
MJ: You danced in the rain with me. Malia: I did! It was so much fun! MJ: I have always wanted to do that for some reason. Malia: Lightening lit up the sky when you picked me up and spun me around. MJ: God’s version of a lighter at a concert during a love song. Malia: Are you trying to…
This Little Sexy Piggy Edition
Malia: We have a stupid amount of sex. How am I not pregnant yet? MJ: We have 7 kids! We know how to get pregnant. You don’t wiggle your nose like the “I Dream of Jeannie” girl and we’re pregnant. Malia: Do you think we should see a fertility specialist because I’m old now and my womb might be broken?…
Le Mans Classes
MJ: I know we are trying to get pregnant again. Are we going to do the Lemans classes when we do again? Malia: I don’t know. Sounds like fun don’t you think? MJ: At this point I can swaddle a baby one handed. Malia: Do you think it would last 24 hours? MJ: Why would it last 24 hours? The…