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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We get what we deserve in life. No better, no worse.” Lakshmi Devi “Do it all innovators are some pretty damn special people. I highly respect each and every one of them.” Jeff Dachis “You can’t apply conventional wisdom to brilliant minds. Holding back the…

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This Is A Kidnapping

Malia: Is this you Mr. Johnson….. MJ: Yes Malia: Mr. Johnson, this is a kidnapping. I have kidnapped your children. If you want to see them again you will do exactly as I say. Do you understand? MJ: I do. I see my children playing in their playroom with their nanny. Malia: That is an optical illusion. If you don’t…

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Malia and MJ Comparisons 2

Malia and MJ Princess and Prince Charming Cartoon Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Real vs Malia and MJ Wax Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Fat Face Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Old Age Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Zombie Picture Comparison: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison 1 of 3: Malia and MJ Disney Cartoon Movie Picture Comparison…

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White Boys Can Jump…..

Big trampolines are so much fun. Check out MJ breaking in our new trampoline. Video commentary by MJ’s mom (Mam Mam), one of the best all-around Grandmas ever, and MJ and I’s oldest boy Cash Michael Johnson.  Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Jumping On Trampoline Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Michael-MJ-The-Terrible-Johnson-Selfie-Trampoline-Jumping-Video.mp4 How long will it take MJ to try to have sex with…

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