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Tag: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Instant Orgasm
MJ and I just had one of those love making sessions that was holy shit amazing, and I wanted to memorialize it by writing it down. I felt inspired to journal this awesome orgasmic experience. MJ has a dual laptop setup on the desk in our bedroom and he was typing the ever-loving shit out of both keyboards. He was…
Girls Night Out at Vagina Gina’s
Malia: I am girls night out rusty. MJ: How so? Malia: 2 drinks and im already tipsy MJ: Are you having a good time? Malia: Yes but a couple more drinks and imma be wastieface. MJ: You deserve a get drunk have fun night out. Enjoy it my love. Malia: I am baby, and I am not thinking about home…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 24 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.”…
70 Year Search
Malia: Did you marry me because I was your last resort person? MJ: No! Malia: Do you ever regret picking me? MJ: No! Malia: Would you still love me if “I looked like a busted Pillsbury Doughboy can?” MJ: Yes! Malia: Would you search for me for 70 years? MJ: Don’t tell me you got lost in between when I…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 12 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Your tail is a thing of bubble butt beauty!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Hold my balls. See. They are all filled up. You got a way to drain them little woman?” Michael “MJ The…
Once A Month Sex?
Malia: Do you think wives should have sex with their husbands when they don’t feel like it? MJ: Duty sex? Malia: Yeah MJ: It depends I guess. That said, denying sex on the regular will lead to problems eventually. I think husbands and wives should try to make each other happy when possible. Marriages only work when you work together.…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 23 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson “I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson “Come in…
An Important Question That Needs To Be Answered
Malia: The you takes the me. The you takes the me. I’m down for anything until I have to pee. MJ: The I takes the you. The I takes the you. I’m down for anything until I have to poop. Malia: The we loves the us. The we loves the us. Let’s go to the bedroom and you can give…
Malia Butt Blog Posts
Malia: If you had to guess, how many blog posts do you think there are on the MJ The Terrible blog about my butt? MJ: 50? Malia: Not even close! Guess again. MJ: 100? Malia: Think big! MJ: Like your butt! 250? Malia: More MJ: Wow! That should tell you how much I love your big caboose. MJ: BUTT BOMB…