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Instant Orgasm

MJ and I just had one of those love making sessions that was holy shit amazing, and I wanted to memorialize it by writing it down. I felt inspired to journal this awesome orgasmic experience. MJ has a dual laptop setup on the desk in our bedroom and he was typing the ever-loving shit out of both keyboards. He was…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 24 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t only have sex with you to make babies. The orgasms are nice too.” Malia May Johnson “My legs are still shaking.” Malia May Johnson “If you’re happy and you know clap my cheeks.”…

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70 Year Search

Malia: Did you marry me because I was your last resort person? MJ: No! Malia: Do you ever regret picking me? MJ: No! Malia: Would you still love me if “I looked like a busted Pillsbury Doughboy can?” MJ: Yes! Malia: Would you search for me for 70 years? MJ: Don’t tell me you got lost in between when I…

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Once A Month Sex?

Malia: Do you think wives should have sex with their husbands when they don’t feel like it? MJ: Duty sex? Malia: Yeah MJ: It depends I guess. That said, denying sex on the regular will lead to problems eventually. I think husbands and wives should try to make each other happy when possible. Marriages only work when you work together.…

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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 23 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Make one comment about my Ric Flair robe and I’m not taking it off so you can ravage me.” Malia May Johnson “I married you for the hot sex. #husbandenjoyer” Malia May Johnson “Come in…

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