U.S. based company Masters of Money LLC announced they are purchasing Italian owned Making Money Media LLP, a Mediaset S.p.A.(Gruppo Mediaset) business, for one million dollars. Brown Brothers Harriman & Co. (BBH) will be the sole facilitator between the parties for the sale and transfer of Making Money Media LLP from Mediaset S.p.A.(Gruppo Mediaset) to Masters of Money LLC. The…
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I Wanna Be A Billionaire So F@cking Bad
Malia: You have been grinning for a week. What is on your mind Johnson? MJ: I am grinning for a reason, but I don’t want to say it. Malia: Don’t worry about telling me. I am only your wife, mother of your children, life partner, business partner, best friend, etc. MJ: Well alright then but know in advance I am…
Masters of Money LLC Acquires Wright Robotics Incorporated for $38,300,000
Today, from their headquarters in Bethesda, Maryland, Masters of Money LLC announced they are acquiring California based cutting edge robotics firm, Wright Robotics Incorporated, for $38,300,000. Acquisition Details After the completion of the acquisition, The Masters of Money Family of Companies will have 300 employees and contractors, with annual revenue of approximately $375,000,000. 3rd Party Legal Representation Brown Brothers Harriman…
What Is Missing Here?
Malia: Baby? MJ: Sup? Malia: What is missing here… MJ: My hand in between your legs. Malia: Yes! That was the right answer. How is your head? MJ: I’m ok Malia: Your “I’m ok” does not mean that you are ok. How do you really feel? MJ: I have a headache. I had a 40 minute nosebleed. I feel dizzy.…
The Intern Fuck You Story
Being in the hospital again for my neural implant replacement surgery has been bringing back old memories from the past. One funny story from when I was in the hospital recovering from subdural hematoma and first neural implant surgeries back in 2015/2016, is the Intern Fuck You Story. The following is “The Intern Fuck You Story”: Let me set the…
Malia The Cat Burglar
Malia: Baby, you are going to have to be a single parent for a while when I’m in jail. MJ: Over the necklace? Malia: Yes! I literally stole it. MJ: You went back and paid for it. Malia: Well sort of, in a pay it forward kind of way. MJ: You told me you went back and paid for it.…
Historic Places Sex Planning
Malia: You know our have sex/a quickie thing that we used to do whenever we would go to historic places? MJ: Yeah Malia: Guess where I want to have sex at? MJ: Where? Malia: Camp David MJ: That would be fun. Malia: Have you ever been there? MJ: Once Malia: Is Camp David a compound like the Kennedy’s had? MJ:…
Masters of Money LLC National Treasure Promotional Video
Masters of Money LLC National Treasure Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Masters-of-Money-LLC-National-Treasure-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone who…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s Neurotech Brain Implant Replacement Surgery
Dr. Frincke: It is time to replace your neurotech brain implant. Will you trust me to perform the surgery? I am seeking your permission this time around. MJ: Ok. I do. When? What are the odds I will die? What are the odds of complications? Dr. Frincke: Within the next few months. It is unlikely you will die. Complications are…
Adam and Eve and the Population Crisis
Malia: Random question, but what do you think Adam said when he first saw Eve? MJ: This- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FeAPIEeGSPY Malia: Lol! Probably Malia: Speaking of humanity, we are in a population crisis. Did you know that? MJ: I did not. Malia: See…… https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/elon-musk-warns-of-population-crisis-in-u-s-says-big-reckoning-coming/ar-AA19nGX0b Malia: Do you want the population to go extinct? MJ: No Malia: Then I am requesting a baby making attempt…