Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “As you can see, my hair is up in a bun. So, you know I mean business.” Malia May Johnson “I know baby. When you aren’t getting any, it shows. You are way feistier. I…
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Michael David Johnson……Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me!
Baby, I loved our almost the whole weekend long of love making! Michael David Johnson……Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me, anytime you want to! Make it often please! I love to be loved by you! Love, Malia This is my change only a few words because the real words are already what I want to say to you Michael David Johnson, with…
What Makes A Good Wife and Mother?
Malia: What do you think makes a good wife and mother? MJ: Is this a trap question? Malia: Nope. I’ll take your truthful answer with no filter please. MJ: I think it varies based on the husband, the kids, the circumstances, etc. That said, I think a good wife and mother is loving, supportive, nurturing, loyal, etc. Malia: Do you…
Masters of Money LLC is hiring Artificial Intelligence Software Engineers in the Bethesda Maryland Area
At Masters of Money LLC, we foster an inclusive team fueled, results driven environment. Opportunities for advancement are available. Masters of Money LLC is proud to be an Equal Employment Opportunity employer, and we are committed to providing accommodations for qualified individuals with disabilities and disabled veterans. We are interested in hiring the best most qualified candidates, regardless of a…
The Final Countdown
MJ: Salami Police! Malia: Your doctor is the Salami Police! MJ: Woop-woop, that’s the sound of da Salami Police! Malia: Friday! MJ: We both need a lot of physical affection in relationships – https://collective.world/4-birth-months-who-need-a-lot-of-physical-affection-in-relationships/ Malia: F-R-I-D-A-Y! MJ: ADIDAS -ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX! Malia: PUMA – PLEASE USE MY ASS! MJ: Do you know what my making love language is?…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 51 – 100 Compilation
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 51 – 100 Compilation: Quotes can and do help to entertain us, fuel us, focus us, educate us, push us to aspire for more, inspire us to dream, help us to make a point, are used to promote and market products, services, events, concerts, causes and…
Quotes From My Day With Elon Musk
The following quotes are from the day I spent with Elon Musk at Tesla Gigafactory Texas. Thank you again Elon for the incredible gift, and an incredible day! I will never forget. Sincerely, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Science is boring until you make it sexy.” Elon Musk “This is our future products development lab. Here we dream up the…
MJ The Terrible Visits Tesla Gigafactory Texas
Elon Musk decided to give me a Tesla Cyber Truck for work that my team, “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death did for him. So, I flew down to Austin, Texas to hang out with Elon, tour Tesla’s Gigafactory, and pick up my new gift. “As a token of my appreciation, I want you to have a Tesla Cyber…
Life and Money Quotes from Billionaires That I Know By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Life and Money Quotes from Billionaires That I Know By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “A lot of people thought I was crazy to build my own movie fantasy world called Star Wars. I learned crazy is a word people label you with when your dreams are bigger than can comprehend.” George Lucas “I like it when I run into…
Malia’s Wedding Vows To MJ
Here are my wedding vows that I vowed to MJ on 3-8-2017. —————-Beginning—————- Michael David Johnson, as we stand here today, my heart is overflowing with love for you. From the very beginning we fit together so naturally. Deep down I always knew you were the one. You are ruggedly handsome on the outside and have a beautiful soul on…