MJ: KEEP CALM AND REALIZE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REWRITE THE DEFINITION OF LOVE BECAUSE THE CURRENT DEFINITION OF LOVE IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF LOVE THAT I FEEL FOR YOU Malia: That is a long “KEEP CALM AND” Malia: But I love it and I love you!…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 105 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “That is senior strength young man. Age is just a number.” President Joe Biden “You can’t buy low and sell high if there are no lows. Let the sky fall. Then load the bus and ride it up. It ain’t rocket science kid.” Carl…
MJ: What are you doing right now? Malia: Texting you. Why? What’s up? MJ: You have had babies. Why don’t you have stretch marks? Malia: Good genetics? Black don’t crack? MJ: Who is my favorite NASCAR driver? Malia: What, is today random weird questions day? Malia: Cole Trickle! Malia: Name the original song based on the sexy lyrics I rewrote…
Malia: I heard you talking to Chris as you were walking back to your office. So I don’t go crazy, please clarify what I heard you saying please. You said- “I don’t know about all that shit man. If I have to deal with the sex thing, I am going to use a catch all like _________.” That is all…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I know why you brought me out here camping in the woods. You wanted to bang me in front of Yogi Bear. Are there bears out here? I better be alive tomorrow morning.” Malia May…
MJ: I wanna have sex with a sexy animal. Malia: Today I need romantical please. MJ: You radiate beauty like I have never seen before. Malia: And? MJ: And you got a big fat ass! Malia: And you love me? MJ: And I love you! MJ: I can’t help it. You turn me on in so many ways. You make…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Haters are not to be taken seriously. What’s next?” Vice President Kamala Harris “I like to throw out shock hashtags every now and again. There’s nothing quite like seeing where a #budussie is going to go.” Matthew McConaughey “We are sexual creatures. Sex bots…
MJ: I have been eye banging you like crazy today. Love the tight form fitting outfit. It highlights your “ass”ets. Malia: You are objectifying me. Malia: You are sexually objectifying me. MJ: Yeah. What’s the problem? Malia: You are not supposed to do that. MJ: Says who? Malia: Society MJ: Never heard of em. Malia: Society, you know, the public…
Masters of Money LLC Luxury Lifestyle Pictures Compilation: “Important note- It is completely ok to make your big plans and dream big if you don’t have any money right now. Because someday you will, and when the right opportunity comes along, you’ll be ready.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – Founder and Owner – Masters of Money, LLC. “A penny…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “The founder is about to be your pounder.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “The color of your nipples is the best shade of the color I want sex I have ever seen.” Michael “MJ The…