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Tag: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Declaration of Love
Michael David Johnson, You pissed me off earlier because even though I know you were just teasing, you made me feel like you didn’t think that I loved you enough, so I am love bombing the shit out of you! I love you! I respect you! I care about you! I support you! I am loyal to you! I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 146 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 146 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The best choices come after you hear all voices.” Former President Barack Obama “Rights come with responsibilities. Wrongs come with consequences.” Former President George W. Bush “I love my family, my friends, Jesus, America, and baseball. And I love my animals, that are part…
Reproposal Remarriage and Rehoneymoon
MJ: What do you think was going through my head when I took this picture of you back in 2012? Malia: That you had a crush on me? MJ: Uh huh Malia: Hey, you were really quiet this morning. Is everything okay? MJ: I have had something on my mind that I want to talk to you about. Malia: Talk…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 145 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 145 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I love Grandma and Grandpa and Mommy and Daddy and my brothers and my sisters and Santa Claus and more people I can’t remember. Amen.” Cash Michael Johnson “Maybe Daddy will tell us the exciting conclusion of “Noah’s Ark Under Siege: A Baby Avengers…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am the anti boner police.” Malia May Johnson “I’m gonna swing from your dick.” Malia May Johnson “Uh oh. Are you in a booty induced psychosis?” Malia May Johnson “Don’t feel bad for looking. I love it when you do.” Malia May Johnson “Okay.…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 37 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “If you think I’m sexy when I am napping, I will be napping like a mother fucker every chance I get.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are one hot momma MMJ!” Michael “MJ The…
Too Much Money In The Bank?
MJ: Baby, do you want your mind blown? Malia: Sure MJ: Guess why the bank froze Masters of Money’s accounts. Malia: An account transfer was flagged for some odd reason? Malia: Identity theft? MJ: No to both. The answer is almost impossible to guess, so I am just going to tell you. That said, the answer is unbelievable. Malia: Tell…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 144 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 144 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Everyone is not out to get me, but everyone is out to get something.” Kanye West “It is a False Allegations Festival, brought to you by the folks at Haters Are Gonna Hate Incorporated.” Chris Hubbard “If you need to minimalize your life to…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 36 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It is a common courtesy to cup a titty while you pound the cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Nice! Cannot wait to see it before I take it off.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…