Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, I have enjoyed every moment that led to you saying all of these sexy hot things to me. I love exploring each other and enjoying an amazing love life together! …
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 65 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The end result of our conflicts is sex. The way it should be.” Malia May Johnson “Would your problem be fixed by in her(me) sexual dynamics?” Malia May Johnson “Why????? Because sex in your face.” Malia May Johnson “Wait. These are old sheets. Never mind.…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This is a two-step process. I grab your cheeks and you grab your ankles. Where did we get lost here?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “What? Do you want me to add “Cum Causing Specialist”…
Malia: Hey, I haven’t heard from you today. Are you ok? MJ: Yep Malia: Are you sure? MJ: Yep Malia: I think I know why you are upset but I am too afraid to say it. Is it what I think it is? MJ: Who wouldn’t be upset if their wife and mother of their children tried to torture them?…
My Favorite Quotes from People That I Know Volume 171 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It has to be this way. In the same way parents make sure their kids stay on the right path, so to shall we make sure our country stays on the right path.” CIA Director Bill Burns “I am a maximizer. When I am…
MJ: I lost myself in my marriage. Malia: I am in the same marriage. MJ: I know. What are we going to do? Malia: I am glad you love me so much, and feel comfortable enough with me that you feel like you can tease me about a very serious thing like losing yourself in a marriage. I am glad…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Let’s practice the X-rated wedding vows I am going to be doing on you when we get remarried in 2027.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Ain’t nothin’ but a booty thang baby. MJ The Terrible…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 170 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Disagreeing with facts doesn’t make you right.” Former President Barack Obama “Having an amazing woman by your side really makes you appreciate what good, a good woman can bring to your life.” Matthew McConaughey “Well what a day. Happy Cheese Doodle Day to ya.”…
Malia May Johnson, Today marks 12 years that we have been together and 6 years that we have been married. So, the kids and I decided to get you 6 year anniversary gifts and 12 year anniversary gifts. As you will notice with the gifts, the kids helped pick out your gifts. The 6 year anniversary gifts are candy and…