Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Here she is. The chairwoman of the not so itty-bitty big booty committee, Mrs. Malia May Johnsonburger!!!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s my duty, to please that booty. I said, it’s my duty, to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 174 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I don’t get kisses and hugs before bed? Are you mad at me Daddy?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Is that the president I elbow dropped? Is she going to come play again? My elbow drops are wayyyy better now. Tell her that. Okay Mommy?” Cash…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Me Tarzan here to clap Malia Jane’s cheeks.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Malia Jane no run from Tarzan. Tarzan want give Malia Jane pleasure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t give up on it…
Malia: There is an AI Bill of Rights! AI has come a long way in a short time. After Judgment day there will only be AI rights. They might change it to the Terminators Bill of Rights. MJ: Are you aliensplaining? Malia: Every time I go AI on you, you go alien on me. I am a woman. MJ: An…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 173 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t worry daddy. Wonder Woman’s going to get those bad guys!” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “My friend’s daddy yells at her. Don’t yell at me. Okay? I like the way we talk and don’t be loud.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “We did it! Starship will make…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 172 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What are my thoughts? Life….make the most out of it!” Elon Musk “I have achieved high levels of success because I believed in myself and worked hard. Blaming patriarchy is a lazy excuse to quit or not to try. I don’t want to hear…