Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 250 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Appreciate your rights. In my country, rights you Americans take for granted are seen as privileges in my country.” 5I’s cyber collaborator “The truth fears no scrutiny.” Pier Berlusconi “My favorite kind of problem are the ones that take care of themselves.” Pier Berlusconi…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation: Malia, You are one hell of a sexy sigma, probably an alien, woman! Angel On Earth, I can see your halo, Hookie Nookie, Joker Girl Malia, Big Cat Lady, Happy Hippy Halloween Queen, Sleeping Booty Beauty, Sexy As Hela, Happy Cry, Nerdy…
Malia: I love you forever Michael David Johnson! Happy anniversary! 3-8-2012 was the best day ever, because that is when we met, and our forever life journey began! Malia: I searched Grok for our anniversary 3-8-2012 to see what it said. Here is what it said- “It seems like you’re referring to Malia and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson and…
The photo on this post is the first ever photo of Malia and I together. The photo was taken the day we met, 3-8-2012, at Joint Base San Antonio, in Texas. I was not in a good place. You can tell by the look on my face. But little did I know that the girl in the photo was going…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 101 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Right now, I don’t give a shitmo about Gitmo! I am 110% focused on Lovemo!” Malia May Johnson “Ew. Ew. Me you. All of my dreams coming true.” Malia May Johnson “The best apologies end in an orgasm. Prove me wrong.” Malia May Johnson “Because…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 249 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We used to build our future, now we buy it. We are going to build our future again.” President Donald Trump “Evil is always going to tell you the worst-case scenario.” Joel Osteen “If you give evil an inch, it will take a mile…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 248 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “In 2025, the biggest form of rebellion is having traditional values, and living a traditional life.” Vivek Ramaswamy “Tradition is the newest oldest form of rebellion.” Vivek Ramaswamy “I always thought they could have come up with a better name for our brand of…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 100 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Unless you are starving and about to die, me first, before dinner. K?” Malia May Johnson “I like the way you talk to me in private when it is just us. “Yeah woman I want to get inside of you and fucking stay up in…
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