Lebron: Thanks for turning the lights back on. Fucking mother fuckers tried to block the Olympics. MJ: Pretty impressive if you ask me. They get the gold medal for hacking. Lebron: Yeah. I guess. Lebron: The media caught me on camera at a weird angle and they are claiming I am a lizard. MJ: A pussy lizard Lebron: You never…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 202 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I mostly come visit you at your office to see you, but your snack drawer helps.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “SpaceX is making science fiction real.” Elon Musk “The way to maximize America’s greatness by maximizing personal freedom and meritocracy.” Elon Musk “There would be…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I have Mjtheterriblephilia.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to rub my shit.” Malia May Johnson “I don’t have any panties on. #invite” Malia May Johnson “You can make nine from behind if you like?” Malia May Johnson “What? You aren’t leaving until you fill me…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Babe, I have to say, you take honey potting to the next level. I am a lucky mofo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have noticed how you have been feeding me foods filled with…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 151 – 200 Compilation: Quotes can and do help to entertain us, fuel us, focus us, educate us, push us to aspire for more, inspire us to dream, help us to make a point, are used to promote and market products, services, events, concerts, causes and…
Due to what I do for a living, I stay politically neutral. That said, I am an American, and an assassination attempt was made on Former President Donald Trump on July 13th, 2024, at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. No matter what political party you support, or if you don’t support any political party at all, you have to admit…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 201 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The truth doesn’t have an agenda. The truth is the truth. Just tell the truth and let the chips fall where they may. Then build back better from that point.” Vice President Kamala Harris “I will not be made to be afraid. This is…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Look at that. There is an indent in the bed from your butt. Your butt can do anything. Your butt is incredible.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I have nothing but benevolent intentions for pleasing…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Were my nonverbal cues I wanna screw not obvious enough?” Malia May Johnson “Like Papa Johns…….You better get some.” Malia May Johnson “Don’t forget to impregnate me today.” Malia May Johnson “Spoiler alert! Your penis is getting sucked as soon as now!” Malia May Johnson…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Former President Donald Trump Edition by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I will not be made to be afraid. This is not a choice of a hill to die on. This is the only hill that matters. It’s bigger than me. We have to fight. We have to remain resilient in our…