Malia, I dedicate this “MJ The Terrible” promotional video to you. Without you, there wouldn’t be an “MJ The Terrible” character, Masters of Money, or the man you are married to today. Thank you for helping me change my life forever through the unconditional love you give to me. See below sweetheart. Love, Me Swirling Comets “MJ The Terrible” Twitter…
MJ: An “MJ The Terrible” electric car? Baby, I know this was your idea. The other day Malia said- “I have a riddle for you. Let’s see if you can hack it “MJ The Malia’s Husband”. What is white, was picked by a black woman, supports green, and has your name all over it?” Baby, I was able to hack…
Malia: How is packing going? MJ: Amarzing! Malia: Amarzing huh? What is the average blood alcohol content down there? MJ: 3.14 Malia: PI? 3.14? MJ: Matti said I had to get each one of the multiple personalities Gotye said I have drunk? Malia: Is that a question? MJ: That is the answer my lovee! Malia: What is? MJ: Exactly! Malia:…
MJ: This was not my idea my love. You know your body is the only one the real “MJ The Terrible” wants to be in bed with. Malia: It is ok baby. I am ok with the sexy girl promo video, just like I’m sure you will be ok with the sexy guy promo I am doing next week. MJ:…
Note: 6,7, or 8 is the 6th, 7th, or 8th divorce lawyer MJ’s exwife Gotye had. AG: The initials of MJ’s divorce lawyer. AG: Hi. 6, 7, or 8: Hi. AG: I’m glad we could finally talk. 6, 7, or 8: Me too. I’m worried about him. AG: Him who? 6, 7, or 8: Your client. AG: Why? 6, 7,…
AG: The initials of MJ’s divorce lawyer. MJ: AG, are you ok up there? Have you found anything in the stack of pages from Masters of Money’s online social media drama blog that resembles a “document”? AG: Not in the first several hundred pages. I’ll keep looking though and let you know. Hey, in your real life though, I noticed…
Comments and questions: I work at the title company. I had fun today “Johnson”. Dubs calls you “Johnson”. That was pretty slick how you and Chris went back and forth with who signed what documents, based on who did what and who was who. Smart. You could do that in court. I Michael Johnson’s do solemnly swear to tell the…
Question: My husband cheats on me. I just know he does. I am sick of it. Please don’t post my name, but I need your help MJ The Terrible. How can I monitor his text messages? Please help me. I am a good person and I don’t want to get fucked over. Why can’t I find a man like you?…
MJ: Baby, did you mess with my phone? All of my texts with Gotye are gone, and she is no longer in my contacts. I tried to enter her # so I can check on you know who, but my phone is not letting me do it. Dubs: I did it. You will be able to resume communication with Gotye…
Malia: Baby, if I change my mind, a million times. I wanna hear you say- Yeah! Yeah, I like it that way! Any man of mine – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N2k-gv6xNE MJ: Wow! Baby, I didn’t know you listened to country. Malia: I’m from the country. MJ: Country western Malia: Well, I am from the country….. of South Africa. lol MJ: You are…