Malia: Would you wear these for me babe? MJ: Sure baby. Malia: Feel like fooling around after Gotye comes to get CJ? MJ: YES!!! Malia: Me too! See you naked soon. MJ: 🙂 Malia: Yes, you will be smiling! The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-world-famous-mother-fucker-sex-post/
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Daisy Duke Follows “MJ The Terrible” On Twitter
When I was growing up I had a giant crush on Daisy Duke, and now she follows Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”!!! What a day!!!! As sexy/hot/beautiful as Daisy Duke might have been to me back in the day, and I do feel like a teenager again right now at this moment……Malia, I would rather have you any…
Racial Sensitivity Training For The 6 Assholes Who Jumped Us
We are not looking back baby! Those 6 assholes the other day, who beat the hell out of Dubs, Marcus, me, etc., and even tried to scratch and kick Malia’s belly, will be going away for a LONGGGGG TIME! Those boys committed a whole laundry list of crimes! Even a hate crime! On the recording, you can clearly hear 5…
Swirling Comets “MJ The Terrible” Twitter Page Video
Malia, I dedicate this “MJ The Terrible” promotional video to you. Without you, there wouldn’t be an “MJ The Terrible” character, Masters of Money, or the man you are married to today. Thank you for helping me change my life forever through the unconditional love you give to me. See below sweetheart. Love, Me Swirling Comets “MJ The Terrible” Twitter…
An “MJ The Terrible” Electric Car?
MJ: An “MJ The Terrible” electric car? Baby, I know this was your idea. The other day Malia said- “I have a riddle for you. Let’s see if you can hack it “MJ The Malia’s Husband”. What is white, was picked by a black woman, supports green, and has your name all over it?” Baby, I was able to hack…
MJ Drunk Texting Malia While Packing Up His Items At His Old House
Malia: How is packing going? MJ: Amarzing! Malia: Amarzing huh? What is the average blood alcohol content down there? MJ: 3.14 Malia: PI? 3.14? MJ: Matti said I had to get each one of the multiple personalities Gotye said I have drunk? Malia: Is that a question? MJ: That is the answer my lovee! Malia: What is? MJ: Exactly! Malia:…
MJ The Terrible Twitter Sexy Girls Promo Video
MJ: This was not my idea my love. You know your body is the only one the real “MJ The Terrible” wants to be in bed with. Malia: It is ok baby. I am ok with the sexy girl promo video, just like I’m sure you will be ok with the sexy guy promo I am doing next week. MJ:…
Bitter Exwife Syndrome Exposed
Note: 6,7, or 8 is the 6th, 7th, or 8th divorce lawyer MJ’s exwife Gotye had. AG: The initials of MJ’s divorce lawyer. AG: Hi. 6, 7, or 8: Hi. AG: I’m glad we could finally talk. 6, 7, or 8: Me too. I’m worried about him. AG: Him who? 6, 7, or 8: Your client. AG: Why? 6, 7,…
Needle In A Hay Stack
AG: The initials of MJ’s divorce lawyer. MJ: AG, are you ok up there? Have you found anything in the stack of pages from Masters of Money’s online social media drama blog that resembles a “document”? AG: Not in the first several hundred pages. I’ll keep looking though and let you know. Hey, in your real life though, I noticed…
The 2 Michael Johnson’s at The Title Company Today
Comments and questions: I work at the title company. I had fun today “Johnson”. Dubs calls you “Johnson”. That was pretty slick how you and Chris went back and forth with who signed what documents, based on who did what and who was who. Smart. You could do that in court. I Michael Johnson’s do solemnly swear to tell the…