MJ, When you brought your boy up here to tour the base this summer, we remembered him telling you the next time you come up he wants to ride in a tank. Come on up. We’ve got one he is going to love! Your boys at Fort Hood “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death Tank – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/MJ-The-Terrible-and-Team-Digital-Death-Tank-Video.mp4
MJ: Are you ready Hela sexy girl? 5 min. With the rain, 183 was a parking lot. Malia: I’m hela sick. I had the suit on but I either had to puke or pee. It’s ok if you go without me. I’ll be ok. MJ: Oh no! Then Halloween at home it is! Malia: Baby, I know you wanted to…
Malia: I had to share this. Dubs, MJ’s assigned bodyguard/watchdog(No offense Britt), got a noise disturbance call from the police earlier tonight, about MJ. MJ is at him and his son’s apartment, getting it ready for his next visit with his son. Dubs just called to tell me when she got there, the police officers and the person who made…
MJ: Malia, thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate Gotye constantly throws at me. If/when(unfortunately) Gotye blows this opportunity to be a good coparent, I know we will raise CJ the right way, in the completely supportive and loving environment he deserves Malia: As far as I’m concerned, we have 4…
I married the world’s most followed computer hacker, who according to some blogs helped rig the presidential election. You would think he would be this calm, cool and collected evil genius, right? Nope! He’s actually a 37 year old teenager! The father of my children everybody…..(But I love him)…….. Hey baby, feel like laughing your ass off? You know those…
To my Dad- I just wanted to take a minute to wish you a Happy Birthday! Well, me and a special guest that is. (See video below) I know the last 7-8 years haven’t been easy, but I wanted to thank you for always having my back, and for believing in me. You legitimately deserve the “#1 Dad” coffee mug…
MJ: Excuse me Maam, but you have one rockin hot body for a pregnant chick. Malia: Then come rock it! MJ: Mrs. Johnson, by the time you get done listening to this song, I will be doing exactly as you have requested- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SdIVPs8gZ8
“Daddy, I don’t care if we stay downtown or our regular apartment. It’s fun both places. Look! I built both places while you were in the potty. Let’s play Legos now.” My son Christian Johnson I love being a Dad!
MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…
Comment/Question: I am so glad to be rid of your ass. I have been suing people and been getting sued for 30 years. Without a doubt in my mind, you have been the biggest pain in my ass ever. I advised my clients to settle, because I thought my clients would die from panic and worry. Happy Birthday MJ! “Word…