This was a conversation my beautiful wife Malia and I had just had, while sitting out on our balcony, at our vacation villa in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Malia: Baby, I love it here! How is your stress level? MJ: Me too. It is less than zero baby. Malia: Are you mad that I forced this vacation on you? MJ:…
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The Complete Guide To Becoming A Successful Internet Entrepreneur
The Complete Guide To Becoming A Successful Internet Entrepreneur Internet marketing has always been an exciting field. There is the challenge of coming up with new and creative ways to catch the attention of the public, hold that attention long enough to build up enthusiasm for a product line, and then motivate consumers to take that final step and purchase…
Having Your Cake and Eating It Too, and Sex On Top of That
MJ: Did your mom come pick up the kids yet? Malia: Yes. I’m excited to go to the game. Hook’em Horns! MJ: Baby, my balls are the same color as the ocean. I want to skip the game and bang the shit out if you! Malia: Are you just saying that? I know how much you like the Longhorns. MJ:…
To All Veterans: Thank You For Your Service
Veterans, thank you for your service and sacrifice, defending this great nation. Thank you to all of the families that have a family member/members, that have served and sacrificed as well. It’s not easy having a family member/members, who are away for long periods of time, who are possibly in harm’s way, and that aren’t able to be home with…
Smiling Faces. Beautiful Places. Then Home.
I have really enjoyed spending the last couple of days in South Carolina. It is absolutely beautiful. South Carolina’s state slogan- “Smiling Faces. Beautiful Places.” is an accurate one. I was lucky enough to get to spend some time with the brave men and women stationed at Fort Jackson, in Columbia, who are helping to keep the country safe, and…
Search Engine Copywriting Explained
Search engine copywriting is a field that continues to grow and develop. Copywriting as a field continues to grow but this niche is growing at a much faster rate than the overall field. As the Internet continues to grow, more and more companies are relying up on the Internet for a higher percentage of sales. This will ensure that search…
Trick or Treat Naughty Style
Trick or Treat Naughty Style: Malia: I was so embarrassed last night. I can’t believe Alexa sent Emma and I’s private convo to you. MJ: Baby! It’s all good. What is a “deep orgasm” anyway? Malia: It’s the good kind. Do you talk about our sex life with the guys? MJ: Sometimes. Malia: What do you say? MJ: Good things.…
Yes Girls Do Talk About Sex
Malia: Thank you Alexa for messing up my wife’s voice commands, and accidentally sending me this make me feel awesome message, that was intended for her friend Emma- “He is the first and only man I have been with that gives me deep orgasms. I have only been with 2 other men besides MJ. I enjoyed sex with them, but…
Needs-based Selling Explained
If you are in sales, then you’ve probably heard the saying- “I could sell ice cubes to an Eskimo.” First, allow me to personally congratulate anyone out there who has sold ice cubes to an Eskimo, because I believe that is a difficult task to accomplish. You have to be one hell of a salesperson to accomplish this, but why…
One of The Easiest Fastest & Least Expensive Ways To Get Started Making Money Online
Many people who want to start making money online face one common challenge, and that is- the lack of money to get started. Starting an online business requires that you have a website, and it can be very expensive to get a website set up. This is where a blog/blogging comes in! If you are starting an internet business on…