I was messing with a new photo creator app on my phone and the picture turned into the one on this post. I showed it to MJ and asked him if he would still love me if I looked like this. MJ says “You would be my wife and an avatar at the same time. You would be my wifeatar.…
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Fast Money Making Explained
In the immortal words of the great Zig Ziglar- “Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the gotta have it scale.” One of my greatest insights and valuable observations is to accept that money is not all the same. There are different species of money, you can divide money into 3 groups.…
Unpretty
I’m sorry you didn’t feel pretty today baby. You are so incredibly beautiful inside and out. When you are feeling better we are going to need to get your eyes checked, because if you can’t see how beautiful/stunning/gorgeous/hot/sexy you are, something could be wrong with your vision. Just kidding baby. We all have days when we aren’t at our best…
Full On Holiday Christmas Mode
We are in full on Holiday Christmas Family mode at the Johnson household! To the beautiful loving woman/wife/mother in the picture, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for building a family with me, and thank you for turning our house into a home by filling it with love. I was going to remove our red eyes from…
The Picture of Love
The picture of love. Malia carrying one of our babies while she is pregnant with another one of our babies. There is so much love in our house and I love it!
Krispy Kreme Donut Run
Question: When your girl wants Krispy Kreme donuts because she has the preggo crazy cravings going on but she doesn’t want it to be her idea to make a donut run, do you claim it was your idea to make the donut run to make her feel better? Answer: ABSOFREAKINLUTELY YOU DO!!!
Masters of Money LLC Mustang Instagram Promotional Video
Masters of Money LLC Mustang Instagram Page Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Masters-of-Money-LLC-Mustang-Instagram-Page-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies, to help anyone…
To My Prince MJ…..
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
We Are Having A Baby!
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
Mercedes To Helicopter To The Moon Masters of Money LLC Promotional Video
Mercedes To Helicopter To The Moon Masters of Money LLC Promotional Video Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Mercedes-To-Helicopter-To-The-Moon-Masters-of-Money-LLC-Promotional-Video.mp4 About Masters of Money, LLC. Masters of Money, LLC., was founded by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, to create and sell how to information, to people looking for ways to make and save money. The goal of Masters of Money: Provide the tools, resources, and strategies,…