While I’m working on a project we are staying in a compound at Naval Base San Diego. The building I’m working in is close to the compound my family and I are living in. I like it because it makes it easy to eat lunch with my family, spend time with our kids, or come home for a quickie(like today),…
Tag: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Superbowl Surprise Sunday
I am not usually a big fan of surprises but the surprise fly to Miami to go to the Superbowl surprise today is absolutely EPIC! Thanks for the ride over on Air Force One Jr. Donny! Love you bro! When I woke up this morning in San Diego California I had no idea I would be ending the day in…
When I Knew I Loved MJ
MJ I loved your you fell in love with me in Port A post. Ditto baby. This was the moment I knew big bruise and all that I was crazy in love with you and there was no turning back! Cash just rolled over onto his belly for the first time ever to give his daddy a hug. Cutest thing…
If Momma Ain’t Happy Ain’t Nobody Happy, But…..
What a day! You know those days where it seems like nothing goes your way? Well that was our day today. It was delay after delay, plans changing, more delays, plans changing again, things not working out, nothing seemed to make any sense, schedule changes, cranky babies, cranky Brittany(head of security for our family), and Malia was in a bad…
Would You Love Me If I was ________?
I was messing with a new photo creator app on my phone and the picture turned into the one on this post. I showed it to MJ and asked him if he would still love me if I looked like this. MJ says “You would be my wife and an avatar at the same time. You would be my wifeatar.…
Fast Money Making Explained
In the immortal words of the great Zig Ziglar- “Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the gotta have it scale.” One of my greatest insights and valuable observations is to accept that money is not all the same. There are different species of money, you can divide money into 3 groups.…
Unpretty
I’m sorry you didn’t feel pretty today baby. You are so incredibly beautiful inside and out. When you are feeling better we are going to need to get your eyes checked, because if you can’t see how beautiful/stunning/gorgeous/hot/sexy you are, something could be wrong with your vision. Just kidding baby. We all have days when we aren’t at our best…
Full On Holiday Christmas Mode
We are in full on Holiday Christmas Family mode at the Johnson household! To the beautiful loving woman/wife/mother in the picture, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for building a family with me, and thank you for turning our house into a home by filling it with love. I was going to remove our red eyes from…
The Picture of Love
The picture of love. Malia carrying one of our babies while she is pregnant with another one of our babies. There is so much love in our house and I love it!
Krispy Kreme Donut Run
Question: When your girl wants Krispy Kreme donuts because she has the preggo crazy cravings going on but she doesn’t want it to be her idea to make a donut run, do you claim it was your idea to make the donut run to make her feel better? Answer: ABSOFREAKINLUTELY YOU DO!!!