Meet the newest edition to our family, and the cutest little creature imaginable…….. Caroline Grace Johnson! Sweet Caroline decided to enter the world a couple of months early. I was telling Caroline that right now there is social distancing going on because of the Corona virus, but for her, social distancing from all boys/guys will continue forever. (Or at least…
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How To Have Self Confidence In All Areas of Your Life (3 of 3)
Discover your Inner Strength Into Self-Reliance and Constructive Changes Discover you inner strength to guide and build self-reliance skills in making changes. In order to making good constructive changes you need to know deep inside who you are and like what you see. If you do not like the person, you see in the mirror, take time to explore the…
How To Have Self Confidence In All Areas of Your Life (2 of 3)
How to use your power to discover your own answers: Start with meditation. Meditation will help you reflect on questions. Use rumination as to contemplate, and to consider the problems you face. Use your cognitive thinking to develop your creative abilities and deliberate through each question until you discover answers to your question. When you learn to meditate daily, it…
How To Have Self Confidence In All Areas of Your Life (1 of 3)
Constructive changes to self-reliance and constructive changes rest inside of you and all it takes is you to take some time to discover your inner powers. To get started however, you may need some help guides to encourage you and to help you choose the best practices that make it possible for you to make creative changes that guide you…
MJ The Terrible Saves His Son’s Life
I feel like the worst wife and mother in the world!! Our son Cash can crawl now so we installed upstairs and downstairs baby gates to prevent him from falling down the stairs. This afternoon I walked up the stairs and I thought I closed the gate behind me. It turns out I didn’t push the gate hard enough for…
4 Main Mistakes Bloggers Make That Stop Them From Making Money
The following are the 4 main mistakes bloggers make that stop them from making money: 1. Blogging consistentlyBlogs can be powerful in driving traffic to a website if they have high quality and unique content, which makes search engines visit them and index the content. After the blog is indexed by search engines, people looking for information on search engines…
The Sexiest Batgirl Villain
Batgirl, I have some bad news for you. There’s a new bad guy/bad girl in town, and she is a force to be reckoned with! Introducing the sexiest Batgirl villain in history, the one, the only, “Mrs. Joker The Terrible”. Thor The Terrible vs Sexy As Hela – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/thor-the-terrible-vs-sexy-as-hela/
Don’t hate me for this one baby…..
I’m posting this with love. I still remember your exact comment when you walked up to me with a beer in your boobs, and a smile on your face…… “MJ, I’m sorry I went Maliacane on you. I promise I’ll be fun for the rest of the day. And I guarantee you are getting lucky tonight!” MJ The Terrible’s Brain…
Do You Want To Fool Around?
I asked Malia if she wanted to fool around this morning and she said- “I can’t right now. I’m practicing social distancing.” Then she said- “Just kidding” and we, well, you know. I love your feisty, playful, sexy loving ways Malia May Johnson! I knew I was the luckiest man alive when she told me this was her philosophy on…
Happy Anniversaries Baby!
To Malia May Johnson, Happy 8 Year Anniversary of the day we first “officially met”! Happy 4 Year Engagement Anniversary! Happy 3 Year Wedding Anniversary! Happy Monthaversary! I would be lost without you! I can’t live without you! I would die for you! All of my love, MJ P.S. I love you with every beat of my heart! The Center…