This morning my brother from another Mother Marcus came over to drop something off. Marcus saw my daughter Elizabeth, who’s first word by the way was “Dada”, and he immediately said – “Aww! Liz is adorable. The boys are going to be lined up around the block to ask her out when she gets older.” Listen here you little future…
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6 Powerful Ways To Make Money Writing An Article On The Internet
Would you like to know a winning formula on how to make money on the internet from writing articles? Here is how to do it: Write an article, create 4 or 5 versions of it, and sell it for use to others in your same profession/niche market. This formula can be used in any industry. Let’s say you are a…
“MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death Plane Crash Details
I was freaking out because MJ didn’t come home yesterday like he was supposed to, and I knew something was wrong. He was on a flight with his cyber crew, Team Digital Death, back home from visiting with President Elect Joe Biden and Vice President Elect Kamala Harris. Well, the plane they were on crashed. MJ’s close friend and member…
Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than…..
I love you more than there are stars in the sky. I love you more than the sun, the ocean and the mountains. I love you more than anything. I love you more than everything. I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I love you more than words can describe. I love you more than there is space…
Nice shooting baby!
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…
Mind and Body F-ing
MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II: The first “Anything Goes Q&A with Malia” was a big success, so we decided to do an Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II. 1. What does the scar on the back of MJ’s head look like now? Can you feel it? Is it bumpy, or flat? Julia Walker Modesto, CA Malia: The doctors did…
Sorry Mr President Elect but Family First
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
3 Ways To Create More Wealth
3 Ways To Create More Wealth We would all like to think of ourselves enjoying the good things in life, not having to stress about finances, and not having to be concerned about growing old, poor. But if you are currently living from paycheck to paycheck, never seeming to get ahead or have any savings, how do we change things?…
Baby Making Practice Invite For Michael David Johnson
Malia This Love Video For You Is Red Video For MJ Link – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Malia-This-Love-Video-For-You-Is-Red-Video.mp4 To: Michael David Johnson This love video for you is red. Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon. Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom! From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today…