Question #1. Question/request: What is your daily billing rate? I heard you are expensive but worth it. We have a problem that requires the best. Our problem is in network security. I will provide additional details when we speak. Everyone I have spoken to recommended you. We don’t know each other, but I am willing to provide you with references,…
POTUS NEWS: President Trumps motorcade stopped outside of your apartment at 200 Congress Street for almost 15 minutes today. Did he come to see you? No major media outlet has picked it up yet, but there is a significant amount of online chatter about your alleged cyber involvement in the 2016 election. Would you like to comment? Peter Segal New…
Question: This is Marcus. Love you bro. Sorry about the comments while you were on the phone with the play “the rapist”, I mean therapist the other day. Before you and me were boys, and we were both trying to get Malia to go out with us, did you hack my phone to take that sexy leg picture I took…
Question: MJ The Terrible: I work for Webworks. We track social media data. Since your firm updated your platform in April, we have been unable to accurately track the numbers for Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible’s” social media properties. Before moving to the custom platform you are currently using, you sent Webworks an update regarding your companies choice…
Question: Why you think Masters of Money got so big so quick? The main driver. Curtis Stevens Provo, Utah Answer: I am not sure. No one has ever tried the exact same concept before, so the newness of it I’m sure played a role in the success. The following I had from the real life “MJ The Terrible” events, helped…
Can people change? Absolutely! Because just a few short years ago the United States Armed Forces were probably ready to lock “MJ The Terrible” up and throw away the key, and now “MJ The Terrible” is creating the United States Armed Force’s marketing future! Here is a glimpse into the future of the “United We Stand” United States Armed Forces…
Question: MJ, it is Jeff at GL again. We would like to use the attached email you sent to Malia at the end of 2014 in the film. Is that ok with you? – Beginning of email – Malia, I was trying to just lay there dormant in the grass, soaking up some sunshine but people keep trying to step…
I was feeling unattractive last night because MJ turned me down for sex, and that never happens. Now I know why. He found out a close friend of his died right before he came to bed. Captain Raymond Lutz, a close friend of MJ’s passed away from a heart attack. He was only 47 years young. I didn’t know your…
As many of you know, I was married once before, and so I wanted to do everything I possibly could to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us. What I found out throughout the day yesterday, was I didn’t have to try to make Malia and I’s wedding uniquely special to us, because when you are marrying the…
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks. I am MJ’s new assistant. I moved from Des Moines, Iowa to Austin about 4 weeks ago, and I am 26 years old. Go Hawkeyes! My week one recap and my feelings about the job and everything so far- I got to meet Matthew McConaughey. MJ and him insult the daylights out of…