Question/request: What is your daily billing rate? I heard you are expensive but worth it. We have a problem that requires the best. Our problem is in network security. I will provide additional details when we speak. Everyone I have spoken to recommended you. We don’t know each other, but I am willing to provide you with references, if you…
“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be…
MJ: Dubs, please don’t send me anymore emails. “THE ONE AND ONLY DUBS”? Good Lord! Dubs: Hi. My name is Dubs. My daily job is to protect “MJ The Terrible” and his family. I enjoy protecting his family. “MJ The Terrible”, the world’s most followed computer hacker, not so much! Malia: MJ and Dubs fight like brother and sister but…
Malia and I were reading through/reliving the day she was “In the fatal car accident”, which thank God ended up being a stunt to catch the people who were on their way to come hurt her/us. Malia told me I should screenshot some of the text messages from that day, and post them for you to see, so that is…
As a close friend and mentor of mine likes to say- “If we saw what people with less skills and abilities than us have done, it would probably motivate us to be the kick ass person we are all capable of being.” Eric Fanning Mr. Fanning, you are perhaps one of my toughest critics and biggest supporters, at the same…
What’s up MJ? Congratulations on the twins. Congratulations on getting the head of cyber gig to. What will be your new title on the farm be? Thank you again for getting my mommas house out of foreclosure. I can’t believe you did that. “MJ The Terrible” is the wrong nickname for you man. Your nickname should be “Michael The Generous”.…
Malia: This is why I love my husband. Principal over profits, which will probably lead to more profits, because of his principles. That was a tongue twister, but read this. It will make sense. Note: All of MJ’s calls are recorded due to the legal craziness of his life. This is a call transcription from earlier today. “Is this “MJ…
Question: I’m not a happy person. Any advice for me MJ? Trina Goins Pittsburg, PA Answer: It’s a big world out there. Seek and you will likely find. Keep searching. I know what it is like to feel stuck, bored, down, depressed, hopeless, etc. What got me through it, was making the decision to keep going. Don’t settle for being…
MJ: When I hear people say…”He’s capable of anything”, is it wrong that I take it as a compliment? Malia: Only you baby. Only you. Are you talking about the email from your ex? MJ: I’ve heard other people say it as well, but in this case, yes. Malia: She stalks you on the internet. MJ: I know. What’s for…
Comment/Question: I am so glad to be rid of your ass. I have been suing people and been getting sued for 30 years. Without a doubt in my mind, you have been the biggest pain in my ass ever. I advised my clients to settle, because I thought my clients would die from panic and worry. Happy Birthday MJ! “Word…