Question/request: You like MJ? I don’t mind being a side dish. Call me (number removed) One love, Amber Answer: I think you are beautiful, and I like the car. That said, I have everything I will ever need with Malia. She is my everything. I don’t think you are side dish material. I remember talking to you in Dallas at…
Malia: I thought it might be fun to have my husband “MJ The Terrible’s” signature analyzed. I have to say, I think they nailed it baby! I love you sexy man! The top 5 characteristics of the individuals signature for which you have provided. (G. Scott @ Grantham) 1. Creative nature 2. Highly intelligent 3. Driven 4. Addictive personality 5.…
People keep asking me my opinion of “Black lives”. Well, “Black lives” mean everything to me. My wife is black, and we have 6 beautiful children together. My parents raised me to treat people how I want to be treated, regardless of who they are, where they are from, what their skin color is, what religion they are, etc. I…
This is exactly how I remember it…….. Malia: Do you love me? MJ: On Tuesdays. Malia: It looks like we will only be having sex on Tuesdays then. You screwed that up for yourself. MJ: The truth is, I am afraid to tell you how much I really love you because I don’t want to scare you away. Malia: You…
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are ai much more than that. You are a great husband and father. I love the “YOU” chart you made for me. It makes up for all of the loud snoring you are doing right…
Text of the letter from Senator Ted Cruz to Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: – Beginning of letter – UNITED STATES SENATORWASHINGTON, D.C. October 4, 2019 Dear Michael, It is a pleasure for Heidi and I to join your family and friends in wishing you a very happy 39th birthday! As birthdays are frequently a time of reflection on one’s…
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
To all of the moms out there who give all that they’ve got to give to their kids, and make the world a better place, thank you, and Happy Mother’s Day! I have had and have some amazing mom’s, both biological and adopted, and an amazing Grandma! Awesome Mom’s In My Life Mother’s Day Photo Collage Upper left: Malia Johnson…
Oil & Gas Investment Sales Training Rebuttals: I was trained in a pretty hardcore sales environment. Here are some of the rebuttals that we were taught to use when prospects would object to what we were saying. I sold $15,000 – $250,000 oil & gas exploration investments over the phone. It was a lot of hard work, and it took…