My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 107 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Make with the kissing and the holding Michael David Johnson.” Malia May Johnson “My name-a Malia, and you the one for me-a.” Malia May Johnson “Let’s celebrate and sex.” Malia May Johnson “Because the result is better than the anticipation with you. That’s why.” Malia…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s been like that where post nut clarity doesn’t happen after I go because I just need more of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the position! Not that position. Assume the position! Not…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 257 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddyyyyyyy! Can I have a banilla one?” Caroline Grace Johnson “Anything is possible in this great country of ours. We are the shining city on the hill. We are whatever we want to be, and anything is possible. Remember that. Always remember that.” President…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 106 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am taking a brief break from mothering to do wifing. You want some wifing?” Malia May Johnson “You came home early to whisk me away to a hotel for the night to baby me up? I am going to do whatever you want at…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 105 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “One heart. One love. Let’s get together and do naked stuff.” Malia May Johnson “You can open your eyes now. Surprise! Naughtyhontas mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “I added space to the historic places for us to have sex at. I can’t wait to see…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 256 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “What are they going to do now Daddy? Is the Vice Pope going to be the new Pope?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “What person would want less rights and not more?” Matthew McConaughey “If fuckery goes unchecked in the present, you can expect even more…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 104 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Practice makes perfect. Boom!” Malia May Johnson “If it was 1965 we would be about to make whoopie.” Malia May Johnson “MAKE VAGINA HAPPY NOW?” Malia May Johnson Call me Jizzelda Dickmepreggo.” Malia May Johnson “My biological clock is ticking so hard. I want all…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 103 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “No! No! No! No! No! No! Huh uh! You are way too stressed to talk right now. Let’s have a quickie first, so we can relax and chill talk.” Malia May Johnson “Ok. That’s not very nice, but let’s put that finger to good use…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 102 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It’s not me. It’s you.” Malia May Johnson “Yeppers! Heart and vagine warming!” Malia May Johnson “Bloody good to have you. Meant the British way.” Malia May Johnson “I also know how to beat that shit like it owes me money.” Malia May Johnson “You…