Malia May Johnson, Today marks 12 years that we have been together and 6 years that we have been married. So, the kids and I decided to get you 6 year anniversary gifts and 12 year anniversary gifts. As you will notice with the gifts, the kids helped pick out your gifts. The 6 year anniversary gifts are candy and…
MJ: Malia May Johnson…..Are you ready to get your fuck on? Malia: Fuck yes I am!!! I’m ovulating!!! MJ: You are pregnant. Pregnant women don’t ovulate, do they? Malia: No. I’m just practicing. MJ: Uh oh Malia: I’m addict baby. I can’t help it. MJ: I’m married to an addict. Malia: But not a bad kind. MJ: I promise I…
This past weekend my son CJ and I visited Fort Hood, in Killeen, Texas. Fort Hood is about an hour drive from Austin, where we live. Fort Hood is one of the largest military installations in the country, is home to the largest armored military vehicle unit in the country, and had a shooting on base not to long ago.…
MJ: Baby, remember when we were talking about organizing my son and I’s apartment, and you offered to help organize it because “I’m a guy and I have no idea how to organize an apartment, and if you wouldn’t have helped me organize my old house, that place would have been a disgusting pigsty, not fit to raise my son…