Malia: The you takes the me. The you takes the me. I’m down for anything until I have to pee. MJ: The I takes the you. The I takes the you. I’m down for anything until I have to poop. Malia: The we loves the us. The we loves the us. Let’s go to the bedroom and you can give…
Malia: So, you don’t want to have sex with me and make a baby that will grow up to worship you and ignore me like the rest of our children do? MJ: Everything but the last part. Our babies love you. You are an awesome mom! I have to work. While I am working they miss me, so when I…
Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch? MJ: Ok Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had! MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. Malia: This will be better than the…