Malia: Baby!! Did they or not? I love you! I hope they did. I love you one more time 2!! MJ: More! Boom!!!! I love you to MEC! Malia: Congratulations!!! What is MEC? MJ: I’m coming home to celebrate with you, in you, and on you, right now! Malia: Yes! Yes! Yes! What is MEC? MJ: Malia, Elizabeth, Cash Malia:…
MJ: How can I be the reason you smile today baby? Malia: Stop working insane hours, and actually sleep next to me the whole night. MJ: That sounds great. I’ll be up in 2. Malia: You make me smile a lot. MJ: I love to see you smile. Your beautiful smile has taken my breath away for more than 5…
MJ: Baby, remember when we were talking about organizing my son and I’s apartment, and you offered to help organize it because “I’m a guy and I have no idea how to organize an apartment, and if you wouldn’t have helped me organize my old house, that place would have been a disgusting pigsty, not fit to raise my son…
Question: My husband cheats on me. I just know he does. I am sick of it. Please don’t post my name, but I need your help MJ The Terrible. How can I monitor his text messages? Please help me. I am a good person and I don’t want to get fucked over. Why can’t I find a man like you?…
Malia: MJ, it is 4 o’clock in the morning! Stop working on your oil pump rig project and come pump me! Come up here! Today is Martin Luther King Day, I’m black, and I’m pregnant. What does that mean? That means Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, that I’m ready for a mother fuckin, and if you don’t do it, you…