Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 9: 1. How old were you and MJ when you got married? Lilith Cohen Bronx, NY Malia: When MJ and I got married, I was 26 and MJ was 36. 2. How old are you and MJ right now? Tammie Green Newport News, Virginia Malia: I am 31 and MJ is 40. 3. What day,…
Tag: Marriage
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy Has Been Resolved
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
I Love You Sleeping Beauty
Don’t worry about a thing baby cakes. I’ll take care of everything while you are getting some much needed sleep. Rest those beautiful eyes. I love you to infinity and then some baby! You are so beautiful, even when you are sound asleep! The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ When I…
In Loving Memory of Gabriela Johnson
Request: I know you know who I am Michael. If you have a heart beating in your chest you will do this for an eternally grieving mother. I found a letter from Gabi to you in her safety deposit box I had no idea she had until I got a renewal letter in the mail on Saturday. Now I don’t…
The Letter I Wrote To My Future Father and Mother In Law
MJ: Remember this baby….. To My Future Father and Mother In Law, I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person…
Why I Married “MJ The Terrible” by Malia May Johnson
When we first got married a lot of people asked me why I married “MJ The Terrible”. My answer was simple. MJ, who has the nickname “MJ The Terrible”, for supposedly being the chief architect of the world’s largest computer virus called Stuxnet and I, are meant to be together. We just fit, and that’s it. 6 years later, I’m…
Guns N’ Roses & Gamora
My 6-year-old son CJ and I’s bed time conversation last night- Daddy: If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? CJ: I would go to Paradise City. Daddy: Ok, where is that? CJ: I don’t know. Side note- I asked him probably 6-8 more questions about it, and he finally said- “Let me sing it to…
Second Marriage Advice From Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
Guest user 1: My name is Malcolm. I am a fan of Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”. Please don’t share my full name. This is a request for advice from “MJ The Terrible”. I was married once before. My first wife and I got married because we thought it was what we were supposed to do. It was…
“MJ The Terrible” Related Google Searches Eclipse 50,000,000
MJ: The number of searches related to “MJ The Terrible”, just eclipsed 50,000,000! Malia: Yay! Is this a good time to tell you I want to have at least one or two more babies? MJ: Yes. Malia: I want to have another baby. I am a babyaholic. I can’t stop wanting to have babies. MJ: Happy wife, happy life. Malia:…
“Love me 4 times” (Inflation)
MJ: Love me 4 times baby! 2 times for tomorrow, 2 times for today! Since the Doors sang “Love me 2 times” back in the 1960’s, there has been a lot of inflation, so now its “Love me 4 times!” Malia: If you’re gonna Doors dirty talk me, at least string a few of their songs together, like….You wanna be…