World, meet Christopher Alexander Johnson. Christopher Alexander Johnson, meet the world. Christopher, you were born at 3:13 am. Your daddy was born at 3:13 pm. You weighed exactly 10 pounds even when you were born. As your grandma, Jeanne Johnson, said about you- “He weighs as much as a sack of potatoes.” Your nicknames while you were in your mommy’s…
There is a dirt walking path behind our house and the house next to our house that we recently bought. I usually take our babies on a stroller walk in the morning before it gets to hot out. When MJ isn’t working, he walks with us. MJ was working from home today, and he had time to walk with us.…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 9: 1. How old were you and MJ when you got married? Lilith Cohen Bronx, NY Malia: When MJ and I got married, I was 26 and MJ was 36. 2. How old are you and MJ right now? Tammie Green Newport News, Virginia Malia: I am 31 and MJ is 40. 3. What day,…
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
Don’t worry about a thing baby cakes. I’ll take care of everything while you are getting some much needed sleep. Rest those beautiful eyes. I love you to infinity and then some baby! You are so beautiful, even when you are sound asleep! The First Conversation Malia and I Ever Had by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-first-conversation-malia-and-i-ever-had-by-michael-mj-the-terrible-johnson/ When I…
Request: I know you know who I am Michael. If you have a heart beating in your chest you will do this for an eternally grieving mother. I found a letter from Gabi to you in her safety deposit box I had no idea she had until I got a renewal letter in the mail on Saturday. Now I don’t…
MJ: Remember this baby….. To My Future Father and Mother In Law, I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future. I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person…
When we first got married a lot of people asked me why I married “MJ The Terrible”. My answer was simple. MJ, who has the nickname “MJ The Terrible”, for supposedly being the chief architect of the world’s largest computer virus called Stuxnet and I, are meant to be together. We just fit, and that’s it. 6 years later, I’m…
My 6-year-old son CJ and I’s bed time conversation last night- Daddy: If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? CJ: I would go to Paradise City. Daddy: Ok, where is that? CJ: I don’t know. Side note- I asked him probably 6-8 more questions about it, and he finally said- “Let me sing it to…
Guest user 1: My name is Malcolm. I am a fan of Masters of Money and “MJ The Terrible”. Please don’t share my full name. This is a request for advice from “MJ The Terrible”. I was married once before. My first wife and I got married because we thought it was what we were supposed to do. It was…