Malia: Baby, do you remember June 5th, 2019? MJ: Refresh my memory sweetheart. Malia: “Baby, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car.” – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/baby-i-want-you-to-go-out-there-and-hit-the-pace-car/ MJ: Definitely not one of my best days. Malia: I have had some Maliacane days. So, no worries. But…..I need to dunk on you in a loving way and I want…
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Paternity Testing and It’s Time For A Staycation
MJ: Guess what? Malia: You are the father of our kids, and you know that for sure now? MJ: Yes! Malia: This is why I forced the tests. When we watched that documentary about paternity fraud, I could tell it bothered you. I don’t think you doubted me, but I wanted to put you at ease just in case. That…
The Malia to Maliacane Transition
We joke sometimes about “Maliacane”, the nickname I gave Malia when she gets mad. The nickname is the name Malia and the type of storm Hurricane, mixed together. That is where the nickname “Maliacane” came from. And much like a hurricane storm that develops in the ocean, when Malia turns Maliacane, it is important to seek shelter somewhere safe, and/or…
Have you ever had a big fight with MJ in public?
Have you ever had a big fight with MJ in public? Dianna Maze Los Angeles, CA Malia: MJ rarely argues with me. He is not a good arguer. I can only think of a couple of times I blew up at him in public. If we argue, or I should say, if I argue with him, it’s at home. I…
“Baby, I want you to go out there and hit the pace car.”
Baby, I love you in black and white, and color, and in every other way possible. I should have been more supportive/loving last night after you accidentally backed your car into mine in the parking garage. In my defense though, it was your 7th accident in the last 2 and a half years, we’re still dealing with the accident where…