MJ: Are you ready for baby making practice today? Malia: Not yet. MJ: You mean to tell me that Mrs Always Wants A Baby, we need to be trying constantly, is not ready? I don’t believe it! Did hell freeze over or something? Malia: I am buying you a present. MJ: Aww. Baby. You don’t have to buy me anything.…
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I’m sorry. I went too far baby.
Malia: Baby, I love you. I am so sorry I have been a total bitch to you all day. You didn’t deserve it. The reason I got mad was stupid. You didn’t do anything wrong. I love you baby so much! Will you please forgive me? MJ: It’s fine babe. Let’s just drop it. Malia: No! I won’t just drop…
THE ONE AND ONLY DUBS – Brittany White
MJ: Dubs, please don’t send me anymore emails. “THE ONE AND ONLY DUBS”? Good Lord! Dubs: Hi. My name is Dubs. My daily job is to protect “MJ The Terrible” and his family. I enjoy protecting his family. “MJ The Terrible”, the world’s most followed computer hacker, not so much! Malia: MJ and Dubs fight like brother and sister but…
All I Want Is For You To Be Happy Malia May Johnson
Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that? MJ: The luckiest man in the world. Malia: I hate you. MJ: Why? Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional. MJ: Are you mad at me? Malia: I want to be,…
Dr Pepper “No Boonies” Black and White Flashback
Malia: Baby, do you remember when we took this picture? MJ: 1955? Malia: Hey! I like black and white pictures. MJ: I’m just teasing baby. Dr. Pepper factory in Waco? I remember what kind of under boonies you had on that day. Malia: Under boonies? What kind? MJ: I’m in kid communication mode right now, so I threw the kid…
Love Is A Beautiful Thing
Whether you are celebrating Valentine’s Day with the one you love, your friends, your family, or will be enjoying some “me time” today, Malia and I would like to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day! From the time Malia and I started to show an interest in each other, there were some who didn’t think it would work, who didn’t…
What To Do With My Amazon.com Payday
Kevin: What are you going to buy with your $250,000 check from Amazon? MJ: $62,500 a day for 4 days and you don’t have to do anything but post their shit…….HELL YEAH!! MJ: With part of the money I want to take my son to Disney World, and I’d like to help the Wounded Warrior Project some. Malia: My guess…
This Is Why I Love My Husband
Malia: This is why I love my husband. Principal over profits, which will probably lead to more profits, because of his principles. That was a tongue twister, but read this. It will make sense. Note: All of MJ’s calls are recorded due to the legal craziness of his life. This is a call transcription from earlier today. “Is this “MJ…
Malia Advice For MJ’s Son’s Therapist
Question: My question is for Malia. This is Dr. T. I was MJ’s son’s therapist for a couple sessions before I got fired. Why did he fire me? I am good at what I do. Thank you for trying to warn me about how he can be before I met him or met with his son. I get it now.…
Sleeping Beauty On A Train
MJ: I love you too “Sleeping on The Train Today Beauty.” I loved every minute of today, from waking up next to Liz, to the train ride, to your food falling on the floor, right after you said how hungry you were, to cleaning up my son and I’s apartment, to the police/building party, as you called it. Thank you…