MJ: Baby!!! You have been awesome this week! You are not going to turn into Gotye! She had postpartum depression, and you have postpartum sweetness and happiness. You are nothing like her. You will never lose me, and I love you! Malia: I’m not exactly sure how postpartum depression works, but I’m pretty sure Gotye was just mean and hateful…
Malia: Are you still listening to and watching the recordings and videos from your old house when you were with me in Bethesda? MJ: No comment. Malia: Is Panty Gate still going on? MJ: No. That died down. Malia: Any new juicy stuff? MJ: Not really. Chris deserves an academy award for his fake back injury performances though. Do you…
Malia: Where are you at? Did you sleep at all? Let me guess, still excited about the deal and couldn’t sleep? MJ: Downstairs in my office. No. Yes, but I also can’t stop watching and listening to all of the videos and recordings from what happened in the house and stuff, between Chris and Gotye, while I was in the…
Question: My question is for Malia. I am a sexologist. I can’t see you but I bet you laughed like everyone else does when I tell them what my profession is. I am currently studying the smell of men’s “goo”, if you will. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing what MJ THE TERRIBLE’s you know, stuff smells like?…
Question #1. Hi Malia. I work for Intel. MJ was at our office last week. He isn’t a big man, 6 foot, 175 I guess but his eyes are scary. I asked him a question during a meeting. As soon as he looked it me, I had goose bumps. It was terrifying. I can’t explain it. I might be overreacting…
To Malia, Thank you for making me feel so loved that I actually have trouble processing the hate my ex-wife Gotye constantly throws at us. I love you with all of my heart, and I trust you completely. All of my love, MJ P.S. I am permanently in love with you now and forever! P.P.S. In a room full of…
Question/Comment/Request: I have been doing analytics on the web since the dial up days. Needless to say, I have experience. Masters of Money is everywhere on the web. Hall of Fame shit “MJ The Terrible”! I ain’t tryin to hate on you MJ, but if you remove the world famous “Mother Fucker” post, all things being equal, Masters of Money…
Malia, you not only made it easy for me to love again, but you made it to where I barely had to hurt at all during the transition! If you are one of those loving and loyal, stand by your man no matter what type of woman, kudos to you. You are the kind of woman that all men want…
Its over now, and Malia and I safe, but today got completely out of hand for sure. A day in the life……. MJ: FYI- There are some college frat boy types that could be trouble. We are ready to go upstairs, because our food will be here any minute now. I doubt they would punch Malia’s belly or something like…
I am not sure exactly what to say, so I am just going to speak from the heart. One of my best friends, Captain Raymond Lutz, passed away this week. I am not the crying type, except when it comes to my family, and Ray, you are family. Ray was responsible for Malia finally saying yes to a date with…