MJ: Baby, you are a badass with a sexy ass. Malia: I love you MJ: Dick biter! Malia: That’s what you get for smacking me in the face with it. MJ: Well guess what. Malia: Chicken butt? MJ: Your butt! Guess what else. Malia: What else? MJ: I see London. I see France. I wanna see a South African girls…