Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “It’s been like that where post nut clarity doesn’t happen after I go because I just need more of you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Assume the position! Not that position. Assume the position! Not…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You right. With your feral ass!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My life sucked before your big booty revolution entered my life on 3-8-2012.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I could be wrong, but I…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Good morning easy to love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I am willing to admit I was wrong, but it is a very close call. After a lot of consideration and study, I am admitting…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You have Cheetos boonies on. You have a good sense of horny humor.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mind and body. In other words, mindful and behindful.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Mrs. Brownbooty. We…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 51 – 100 Compilation: Malia, I love jumping your bones, shagging, banging, boning, boinking, Screwing, shtupping, smashing, aggressive cuddling, assaulting you with a friendly weapon, jamming your clam, attacking your pink fortress, belly bumping, wrestling in the sheets, bonestorming, horizontal tangoing, Bumping N’ Grinding, no pants…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation: Malia, You are one hell of a sexy sigma, probably an alien, woman! Angel On Earth, I can see your halo, Hookie Nookie, Joker Girl Malia, Big Cat Lady, Happy Hippy Halloween Queen, Sleeping Booty Beauty, Sexy As Hela, Happy Cry, Nerdy…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…