My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 51 – 100 Compilation: Malia, I love jumping your bones, shagging, banging, boning, boinking, Screwing, shtupping, smashing, aggressive cuddling, assaulting you with a friendly weapon, jamming your clam, attacking your pink fortress, belly bumping, wrestling in the sheets, bonestorming, horizontal tangoing, Bumping N’ Grinding, no pants…
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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 87 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “3-8-2012 forever and ever and sex. Amen!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Empathize? Oh. I thought you said in your thighs.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Booty tariff. Pay up.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson 1 – 50 Compilation: Malia, You are one hell of a sexy sigma, probably an alien, woman! Angel On Earth, I can see your halo, Hookie Nookie, Joker Girl Malia, Big Cat Lady, Happy Hippy Halloween Queen, Sleeping Booty Beauty, Sexy As Hela, Happy Cry, Nerdy…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 86 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m going to need you to sign a sex risk waiver. It’s so cold my balls might shoot icicles at you and do some damage.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Don’t go over there. There’s…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 85 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Where my lover at who requesting a baby? That’s what I’m here for.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “And gluck gluck? I love today! You are a giga wife woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 84 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I do love your curves.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “When I pull your pants down, boom! Your giganotosaurus booty is right there. I look at it, marvel, and think, there is so much to…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 83 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat sword! Meat freakin sword!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “No f@cking way! You Malialoniaed for me? I f@cking love you so much baby cakes!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “My…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 82 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Well booty hallelujah Miss Malia.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Cavity search, and I don’t mean teeth!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “It’s Cockra Chakra you sexy demon.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Do you…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 81 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Holding you brings peace to the world. I swear it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “A tittie choke slam solves many problems.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m literally inside your head. It’s good to…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 80 by Malia May Johnson
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “No! I’m not waiting for you to shave your bottom half. I’m willing to risk death from your sexy porcupine legs!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are devastatingly beautiful my love. So glad you’re…