Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are ai much more than that. You are a great husband and father. I love the “YOU” chart you made for me. It makes up for all of the loud snoring you are doing right…
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
To all of the moms out there who give all that they’ve got to give to their kids, and make the world a better place, thank you, and Happy Mother’s Day! I have had and have some amazing mom’s, both biological and adopted, and an amazing Grandma! Awesome Mom’s In My Life Mother’s Day Photo Collage Upper left: Malia Johnson…
Malia May Johnson, I am so in love with you! Since the day we met you have done nothing but bring good things to my life. Happy 6th Anniversary of the day we first met! Happy Monthaversary! Happy Engagement Anniversary! AND Happy Wedding Anniversary! It’s interesting that today is also International Women’s Day, because you are the most amazing woman…
When you find Mr or Mrs Right……Holy shit is it incredible! Texts between my wife and I- Malia: What time do you think you’ll be home baby? MJ: Depending on the traffic, in probably about an hour or so. I miss you. Malia: Do you mean you miss sex? MJ: I miss you overall, but yes, I miss sex too.…
I have really enjoyed spending the last couple of days in South Carolina. It is absolutely beautiful. South Carolina’s state slogan- “Smiling Faces. Beautiful Places.” is an accurate one. I was lucky enough to get to spend some time with the brave men and women stationed at Fort Jackson, in Columbia, who are helping to keep the country safe, and…
MJ: Question….What happened when I walked through the front door of our house today and my wife was waiting for me in a sexy as hell karate outfit, and says- “Are you ready for your naughty karate lesson “MJ The Terrible”? A. We immediately had awesome karate sex. B. Since I was already in a playful mood, I decided to…
Malia: How are you already up and working? You didn’t sleep. Ugh! If you were up here right now. I’m in the mood. MJ: Well you’re in luck! Because I’m in bathroom. Oh, and I’m in the mother fuckin mood as well. Malia: Wait. What? Why did you say mother fuckin mood? MJ: No reason at all. It was just…
Question: Hey Malia. What quirky cute and sexy things does MJ do that you really like? Beth Vanguard, Greenwich, CT Answer: Hey Beth. These are the ones that immediately come to mind. Every time he gets into bed, or gets out of bed, he kisses me. It might be on my leg or my head or my lips, but he…
Question: Malia which one of your friends do you think MJ would hook up with if he cheated on you? My guess is BABB. Teresa Baker San Jose, CA Answer: I don’t think he would cheat on me, but if I had to pick, I think Kristi. Kristi is the white/Caucasian version of me. BABB and MJ are very close…