MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
Malia: Baby, thank you for letting me spend and buy everything I wanted to for Christmas this year. I know you didn’t really “let me” do it. I could have done it anyway but thank you for not fussing about it. MJ: Out of curiosity, how much money did you spend shopping today? Malia: Let’s not put a number on…
To the Incredible Women of the Johnson Family, From my Grandma Alma Johnson who got the highest score in the history of the state of Ohio’s state nursing exam, to my Mom, Jeanne Johnson, who won a teaching award from the President of the United States, to my incredible wife Malia Johnson, who seems to be good everything she does,…
This was Malia and I’s fun shower together this morning. Malia: Hey baby! Come on in. MJ: Hello my love. Note- I kissed Malia. Then I sat down in the back of the shower and just watched her take a shower while we talked. Malia: Are you just going to watch me get a shower? MJ: Yeah. Is that ok?…
Happy Hippy Halloween from my queen! You are one beautiful sexy hippy baby cakes! Here is a brief history of the tradition of Halloween. Halloween is a holiday celebrated each year on October 31st. The tradition originated with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, when people would light bonfires and wear costumes to ward off ghosts. In the eighth century,…
MJ: Baby, I saw the invoice from the guy you had analyze my signature, so I decided to contact him and ask him to analyze your signature. I have to say this guy does one heck of a job analyzing signatures, because he definitely got our characteristics right! The signature provided was that of Mrs. Malia Johnson. (G. Scott @…
The Texas version of the song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”: Baby It’s Hot Outside – I really can’t stay – Baby it’s hot outside I’ve got to go away – Baby it’s hot outside This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice – I’ll get you a drink filled with ice My family will…
Oh no! My wife is possessed. I was going to call the Ghostbusters to come get her, but then she wanted to have sex with me, and since even though she was possessed and all, she is still my wife, and she was looking preggo sexy as hell! I decided to risk it. I love you baby, even when you…
Everyone keeps asking us what we are doing for Thanksgiving. Well, we are still in McLean, Virginia until the authorities are able to catch a certain group of bad guys, related to a project I just finished working on. And we may not be able to leave the “Military Installation Resort” as we have started calling it, but we are…
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…