Oh no! My wife is possessed. I was going to call the Ghostbusters to come get her, but then she wanted to have sex with me, and since even though she was possessed and all, she is still my wife, and she was looking preggo sexy as hell! I decided to risk it. I love you baby, even when you…
Everyone keeps asking us what we are doing for Thanksgiving. Well, we are still in McLean, Virginia until the authorities are able to catch a certain group of bad guys, related to a project I just finished working on. And we may not be able to leave the “Military Installation Resort” as we have started calling it, but we are…
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
Michael David Johnson, You might be the super smart computer genius the world calls on to save it when there is a problem, but you are ai much more than that. You are a great husband and father. I love the “YOU” chart you made for me. It makes up for all of the loud snoring you are doing right…
Baby you made a practice video! I don’t know why, but that makes me really happy. Because you wanted to get it right, and I’m uploading this video because you can clearly hear you say thank you for talking me into the beach house. MJ, you are always right about everything. Please don’t hate me for wanting to be right…
To all of the moms out there who give all that they’ve got to give to their kids, and make the world a better place, thank you, and Happy Mother’s Day! I have had and have some amazing mom’s, both biological and adopted, and an amazing Grandma! Awesome Mom’s In My Life Mother’s Day Photo Collage Upper left: Malia Johnson…
Malia May Johnson, I am so in love with you! Since the day we met you have done nothing but bring good things to my life. Happy 6th Anniversary of the day we first met! Happy Monthaversary! Happy Engagement Anniversary! AND Happy Wedding Anniversary! It’s interesting that today is also International Women’s Day, because you are the most amazing woman…
When you find Mr or Mrs Right……Holy shit is it incredible! Texts between my wife and I- Malia: What time do you think you’ll be home baby? MJ: Depending on the traffic, in probably about an hour or so. I miss you. Malia: Do you mean you miss sex? MJ: I miss you overall, but yes, I miss sex too.…
I have really enjoyed spending the last couple of days in South Carolina. It is absolutely beautiful. South Carolina’s state slogan- “Smiling Faces. Beautiful Places.” is an accurate one. I was lucky enough to get to spend some time with the brave men and women stationed at Fort Jackson, in Columbia, who are helping to keep the country safe, and…
MJ: Question….What happened when I walked through the front door of our house today and my wife was waiting for me in a sexy as hell karate outfit, and says- “Are you ready for your naughty karate lesson “MJ The Terrible”? A. We immediately had awesome karate sex. B. Since I was already in a playful mood, I decided to…