Proverbs 31 in the Bible, paints the picture of the ideal wife, the best example of a virtuous wife and mother. Malia, I never thought I would meet a woman that my mom would approve of me marrying, until I met you. I never thought I would have a ride or die woman who would have my back no matter…
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MALIA MAY JOHNSON Letters To Words
MALIA MAY JOHNSON Letters To Words: MagicalAmazingLovingIndependentAngel MiraculousAffectionateYummy JoyfulOptimisticHonestNaughtySexyOrganizedNice There are 15 letters in your name, so I put 15 links of love on this post: Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than….. https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-may-johnson-i-love-you-more-than/ A Picture and a Thousand Words about an Angel on Earth – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/a-picture-and-a-thousand-words-about-an-angel-on-earth/ The Picture of Love – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/the-picture-of-love/ Malia: Strong Independent Woman/Badass! – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/malia-strong-independent-woman-badass/ It’s You! It’s You! It’s…
Have You Been The Victim of Genius Discrimination? By Malia Johnson
Have You Been The Victim of Genius Discrimination? By Malia Johnson: Are you so smart and capable that you get blamed for things you didn’t do, or you get unfairly accused of crimes that you didn’t commit, because of how smart and capable you are? Just because you are smart and capable, you should not have to deal with unfair…
The Zombie Bedroom Controversy Has Been Resolved
MJ: Baby, do you feel like fooling around? Malia: Maybe MJ: Maybe yes or maybe no? Malia: Do you just expect me to stop what I was already not doing to make love to you because you are loving, supportive, kind, generous, affectionate, compassionate, sexy, cute, a good husband, an amazing dad, a great provider, and you have a big…
Prada Princess Shopping Spree
Malia: Baby, thank you for letting me spend and buy everything I wanted to for Christmas this year. I know you didn’t really “let me” do it. I could have done it anyway but thank you for not fussing about it. MJ: Out of curiosity, how much money did you spend shopping today? Malia: Let’s not put a number on…
To the Incredible Women of the Johnson Family
To the Incredible Women of the Johnson Family, From my Grandma Alma Johnson who got the highest score in the history of the state of Ohio’s state nursing exam, to my Mom, Jeanne Johnson, who won a teaching award from the President of the United States, to my incredible wife Malia Johnson, who seems to be good everything she does,…
I’m Going To Bang The _________ Out of You! No You’re Not!
This was Malia and I’s fun shower together this morning. Malia: Hey baby! Come on in. MJ: Hello my love. Note- I kissed Malia. Then I sat down in the back of the shower and just watched her take a shower while we talked. Malia: Are you just going to watch me get a shower? MJ: Yeah. Is that ok?…
Happy Hippy Halloween!
Happy Hippy Halloween from my queen! You are one beautiful sexy hippy baby cakes! Here is a brief history of the tradition of Halloween. Halloween is a holiday celebrated each year on October 31st. The tradition originated with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain, when people would light bonfires and wear costumes to ward off ghosts. In the eighth century,…
Malia Johnson’s Signature Analyzed
MJ: Baby, I saw the invoice from the guy you had analyze my signature, so I decided to contact him and ask him to analyze your signature. I have to say this guy does one heck of a job analyzing signatures, because he definitely got our characteristics right! The signature provided was that of Mrs. Malia Johnson. (G. Scott @…
The Texas version of the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside”
The Texas version of the song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”: Baby It’s Hot Outside – I really can’t stay – Baby it’s hot outside I’ve got to go away – Baby it’s hot outside This evening has been – Been hoping that you’d drop in So very nice – I’ll get you a drink filled with ice My family will…