Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “You know the drill. Grab them ankles.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I can predict your future. You are about to have an orgasm.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Inya time is physical connection at…
Almost Anything Goes Q&A with Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: 1. What was the first video game console you had? Kevin Price Indianapolis, IN MJ: My first video game console was an original Nintendo. My Dad bought it for me when I had my tonsils taken out. 2. What is an effective way to protect my identity online? Chris Turner…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Where you at woman? I want to love bomb ya.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I volunteer to be your booty worship slave.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Oh shit! The dook(duke) shoot? What, is…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 47 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The way you speak makes my knees weak.” Malia May Johnson “Number one. How do you have nicknames for everything? Number two. I love it when we are naked together. Number three. Do you want to take a shower with me in about 15 –…
Michael David Johnson, aka MJ, aka “MJ The Terrible”, aka White Mike Johnson, aka Baby, aka Daddy, aka My Other Half, this is my newest “Deep Poetry Feeling Shit”/Slam Poetry/Free Form Poetry that I wrote for you, that was inspired by you, that is dedicated to you! I call it “You Are Just That Guy!” You Are Just That Guy!…
Michael David Johnson’s Dick, You are attached to the man I love, and you give me incredible sensations that feel like they are sent from heaven above. You are perfectly designed to hit my g-spot and make me cum. You slide in with love and thrust in lust, however you do what you do, you make me bust. When you…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 46 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Uh oh. “MJ The Terrible” is trailing kisses down my neck towards my boobs. I know what that means and so does my vagina apparently. Wet washed.” Malia May Johnson “Cause you make me feel. You make me feel. You make me feel like a…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “We bond. We love bond. We pleasure bond. We trauma bond. We treasury bond. We even watch James Bond. We are bonded, and that is a good thing.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Is that…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 45 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You can jook me as many times as we have time for on your birthday.” Malia May Johnson “I already have my sexy Natashka outfit on. Dasvidome when you get here. K?” Malia May Johnson “Attack my naked body honky….that I love.” Malia May Johnson…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Stop kissing and touching? I fucking object! Life is too short to stop this perfect moment in time until we have to.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “Bone app a tittie.” Michael “MJ The Terrible”…