My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 89 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Thank you WWE for teaching my husband wrestling sex moves that he uses on me.” Malia May Johnson “Awww! You are not not my favorite person.” Malia May Johnson “Kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. And kissing is fun. Sorry. I’m delusional right now.”…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 88 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Boom boom pune pune?” Malia May Johnson “If you can rub and grab on me when we’re playing basketball, then I can do it to you too. Fair is fair baby! So there!” Malia May Johnson “Mr. Weiner, go play together with Mrs. Va Jay…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 87 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Cat lady? Eh. Tiger bitch? Yes!!! Now take me hubby!” Malia May Johnson “Big cat lady grrrrr mother fucker!” Malia May Johnson “You know what they say, but they don’t actually say, but I am saying now? Big cat lady, big butt!” Malia May Johnson…
Important Events on December 30th In History: 1905: Former Governor of Idaho Frank Steunenberg was assassinated. 1916: The last coronation in Hungary is performed for King Charles IV and Queen Zita. 1922: The (USSR) Union of Soviet Socialist Republics was formed. 1927: The first subway line in Asia, the Ginza Line, opens in Tokyo, Japan. 1936: The General Motors Flint…
The History of Mother’s Day: Mother’s Day is an annual holiday celebrated in the United States on the second Sunday of the month of May. Mother’s Day recognizes mothers, motherhood and maternal bonds in general, as well as their positive contributions to their families and society. Mother’s Day was established by Anna Jarvis, with the first official Mother’s Day celebrated…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 70 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You should take a sexual health day today.” Malia May Johnson “Ohhh. Baby! That was so 30 days ago. Okay, upstairs we go for blow job then.” Malia May Johnson “This is the way you bang my box, bang my box. This is the way…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 69 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “To keep it classy, kiss me first, then bust your nut.” Malia May Johnson “This is my coochie bone. I present it to you for the fuckin.” Malia May Johnson “If you see something sexy, say something sexy. K?” Malia May Johnson “Big booty bitches…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 68 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “You are a Chad, but also a good guy. Best of both world’s. And ya got a big dick.” Malia May Johnson “Come to me. Cum in me. Repeat again after refractory period.” Malia May Johnson “You double busted. Yay me and yay you two…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 67 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Oh my f-ing god! Pregnancy orgasms are so fucking good they are addictive! Fuck!” Malia May Johnson “I can’t help it. My body wants to squirt.” Malia May Johnson “So much horny is down there. Please?” Malia May Johnson “I can describe sex while pregnant…
My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes 66 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “This is an ultimatum. If you love on me, I am going to love on you.” Malia May Johnson “I guess we will just have to love on each other as much as we can for as long as we can.” Malia May Johnson “Drill…