“How to keep a good man happy….Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be…
Question: Malia, have you ever felt disgusting during sex? Joan Freedman, Cleveland, OH Answer: I like looking my best when MJ looks at me, clothes on or off, but I know MJ loves me for me. I can only remember one time, where I felt disgusting, but it was the situation, not really me. We laughed about it later. MJ…
Before we get started, I want to say, that I am not a Doctor/Dentist. The only medical training I’ve had, is CPR lessons. That said, I have experienced excruciating tooth/jaw pain, and both times, the only thing that helped to relieve that pain, was the product I am going to tell you about on this post. I hope my experiences…
Malia: Who do you think you are just kissing me like that? MJ: The luckiest man in the world. Malia: I hate you. MJ: Why? Malia: Because I’m a girl, and sometimes we want to get mad at our man for no reason at all while we are emotional. MJ: Are you mad at me? Malia: I want to be,…
MJ: Baby!!! You have been awesome this week! You are not going to turn into Gotye! She had postpartum depression, and you have postpartum sweetness and happiness. You are nothing like her. You will never lose me, and I love you! Malia: I’m not exactly sure how postpartum depression works, but I’m pretty sure Gotye was just mean and hateful…