MJ: What do you like better, your new Cady or your Hermes bags? Malia: I like you the best daddy! MJ: 🙂 Malia: Do you think any handy men that have come to fix our stuff have fantasized about having sex with me? MJ: Yes Malia: Baby! MJ: What? Malia: You’re not upset about that? MJ: What do you want…