I am such a happy fiancée and daddy right now! Malia and the twins are healthy! We just got home from the hospital and Malia fell asleep. Malia, you are tough as nails. The Doctor was trying to be comforting to Malia, in the event that there were complications with the twins, but my baby I am proud to say,…
Tag: Malia and MJ
MJ The Gigolo Johnson At Your Service My Love
Malia: Well look at you “Martin Luther The Terrible”. Do you have a digital dream baby? I love you MJ. Thanks for always having my back. I’m adding up how much money you do have after you gave most of it away. If you are poor now, you can live with me for free, but I’m taxing natures credit card…
“Connected To The World”
Any guesses as to what finger Malia is holding up? Yep! It’s the middle one. MJ: Today I lied to her and did something behind her back, but instead of confessing, because I wanted to keep this a secret from her, for a good reason, I did the worst thing I could have possibly done, and got caught…..I lied! Malia,…
Malia Plays The Race and Sex Card On Me
Malia: MJ, it is 4 o’clock in the morning! Stop working on your oil pump rig project and come pump me! Come up here! Today is Martin Luther King Day, I’m black, and I’m pregnant. What does that mean? That means Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, that I’m ready for a mother fuckin, and if you don’t do it, you…
The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post
The following post was inspired by the real life events that took place on December 30th, 2016, between myself, and the beautiful love of my life Malia, at our condo in downtown Austin, Texas. Only read this post if you are 18 years of age or older, and you can handle reading about probably the hottest, best sex of my…
We Recommend The Carlyle Group
Question: “MJ The Terrible”, who manages you and Malia’s money? I just came into some and I need a good place to put it. Vanessa Higgins Los Angeles, CA Answer: We have our money with The Carlyle Group. They have done right by us for sure. Malia’s shoe broke in the lobby and they went to the store to get…
Do you want to be James Bond and get the girl or what?
Malia, I am not be sure what day I asked you to marry me, because it was on the 11/29-11/30 line, but I know I did, and I know you said yes. As I write this post, I’m sitting on the couch at the end of the bed that you call some French sounding name I can’t remember the name…